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  • Draco X toilet
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    Draco loves his toilet too much

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  • Get Inside My Swamp
    18.8K 776 1

    Shrek is trying to get Squisanardds love

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  • Just call me daddy (Donald trump X shrek a true love story)
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    The love story of Donald trump and Shrek

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  • Thomas the Tank Engine x Angelina Ballerina:- love isn't easy.
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    Angelina is a mouse. Thomas is a train. Can they ever be?

  • Lucius x Dobby
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    TW⚠️ SKATERBOIS😈😈😈😈 A fine hot bloke, Dobby, works at the malfoy manor as a house elf. His life is miserable until he comes across a greasy lad named Lucius💃

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  • Shrek X Bread
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    I'm sorry

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  • Bob Duncan x Carl Azuz
    25.5K 234 15

    This is a sexy smut nothing is BETTER THAN ThIS PIECE OF SHIT! whoever kicked me off of first place for carl azuz congrats but i wanna slap you with my fist and lips

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  • dobby x hedwig (the cunt with feathers)
    18.4K 353 14

    dobby was a free house elf who was looking for a lover..he tryed every were..harry..rons rat...hagrid..Dumbledore, but none of them gave dobby the feeling he was looking for...until

  • The Bad Boy Ate My Shirt
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    Marisa Susans may seem to be an average girl, but she's actually not your average girl. So when she meets Brad Du Bois, the bad boy who treats her just like any other girl, she is OUTRAGED. But then Brad accidentally finds Marisa's shirt that she dropped and..... READ TO FIND OUT!! highest rankings bc i want to flex: ...

  • peppa pig x dora the explorer
    39.7K 718 3

    im doing this because im bored and lets be real here, we all stan this ship

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  • hElmo
    15.9K 410 5

    hoes burn with hElmo. don't be a hoe. Copyright 2015 © -zakijae and other cool peeps 2 years later wtf is thIS

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  • The fault in our Shrek
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    V sad.

  • peppa pig
    29.5K 1K 6

    your new lord and savior

  • Flightsuit Vector X reader
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    Hi my name is y/n and my life, it's pretty crazy. It all started when I walked down the street, I saw my best friends Shaggy and Velma. Suddenly Velma tripped over and lost her glasses. "My GlAsSeS" she yelled. She dropped to the floor and her glasses crunched below her knee. "Oh no" I said. I gave her my spare pair...

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  • Kermit x reader
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    hey you reading this bio please for the love of god don't take this book seriously. I wrote this when I was young and had a very bad sense of humor.

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  • Table x reader
    39.5K 862 6

    (Y/n), after attempting suicide, has found a soothing table. But what happens when feelings blossom between the two?

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  • Garlic bread x reader
    45.6K 1.2K 7

    basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you

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  • kool-aid Man X Gordan Ramsay
    72.6K 1.1K 11

    Kool aid man and gordan do the naughty (。•̀ᴗ-)✧

  • The Lorax
    33.1K 1K 5

    It's about the life of the Lorax

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  • Drapple (ft peppa pig)
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    He was just a blond slytherin. Her a talking pig. They were in love... or so they thought. Peppa has noticed Draco has been different lately. More... distant. Draco has met Apple and she turned his world upside down, he had completely forgotten about peppa! Peppa needs to win Draco back, whatever the cost.

  • Hania x Covid x Snape x Barney
    7.7K 404 14

    idk how to write I'm sorry I lack basic grammar but we're gonna ignore that✋. You probably won't understand this unless you've read Pengiwens Marauders series and a certain bigots comments :) This follows the story of Barney, Hania and her favourite necrophilliac.❤

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  • meat stick. | draco malfoy
    58.7K 896 10

    a SATIRE book made to mock "y/n" fics!

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  • The Shart Chronicles
    14.4K 415 39

    Fictional character x reader oneshots (All involve poop)

  • John Cena x Bill Nye love
    24.9K 718 2

    You know it is is Cannon.

  • voldemort x reader
    28.9K 712 12

    for the voldemort fans xoxoxo

  • Dora x Nick Wilde
    18.9K 385 19

    Dora

  • Shrek x toothpaste
    76.6K 1.8K 9

    Shrek goes to Walmart looking for carrots but he finds something raddEr love!!!!!!! ❤️

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  • Ur Mom Gay
    18.6K 451 9

    Ur momma gay and ur daddy lesbian

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