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Balthazar Bratt x Reader smut 😍😍
A man named Elmo and a man puppet named Kermit fall in love. They were childhood friends, but Kermit moved away, instead of living on Sesame Street, he lives on Disappointment island. That 384738377 miles away from his love. What will he do? We have no clue. Why? Because none of this happens in the story. Again, why...
Your real name is (Y/n) (L/n), but everyone calls you 'Vanilla' because your restaurant name is "Vanilla Fluff". Your restaurant is basically a beige and tan colored dinner, with tons of sweets and baked goods, plus sandwiches and such. Though, one guy falls in love with one look...but will you stand long enough to lo...
A beautiful tale about two soulmates who were brought together by fate.
SO BASICALLY UM SQIDWARD IS IN LABOUR AND SHREK IS BY HIS SIDE HELPING H!M THROUGH THE GRUELING JROURNEY OF BORTH
America and Russia haven't always seen eye to eye. Nor have their leaders. Will these two find true love? Or will it all crumble to ashes? (A.N.- Been on the internet since I was five)
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donald trump shrek shump 5 ever nedawg is the ship between lida and amy yall rlly need to put your pants on
very hot indeed no i'm not a trumpet, but that debate had some serious sexual tension going on like 🥵
from enemies to lovers in one debate. the magical story of the two presidents who fell in love
Follow the intense love story between Shrek and his noble steed, from prison to a wedding, from friends to lovers, find out how the pair finds the layer to each other's hearts.
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.
The love story of Donald trump and Shrek
it's all ogre now • Co-written by @shsllawyer the queen of the swump and @WarriorCatG the lord of Duloc
you meet closet while picking up xanax trying to jump start your career as a druggie. you will realize how hard (😉) it is to be with closet, you've realized that you fell in love with a drug lord and your love will be impossible.
this is a cringe dobby x dabi fanfic i wrote a long while ago.
this is the best creation I have ever made read this to change your life some of yall wildin in the comments 😩
I have covid, I'm in quarantine, and I'm bored so enjoy😱😱😱🤯🤯🦭 This is also cringe af and there might be lots of spelling mistakes PP
A story about you and Elmo in love. I made this as a joke. #4 in Elmo on 02/08/2021 #1 in Elmoxreader on 13/06/2021
Late nights at the bar are a frequent activity for you, and stumbling into your local McDonalds with a hunger for nuggets is normally how you finish the drunken night alone. But when Ronald shows up to interrupt your routine, it leaves you craving a different type of snack to end the night with.
It was a normal day at your favorite coffee shop. Nothing much has changed except that a new barista started showing up. He goes by the name of Big Chungus. Who is he, and what does he want from you? What kind of spicy and romantic shenanigans will you two get into? Read to find out!