Bts crack fics

The ships in this book will be: Taekook Yoonmin Namjin Warning: these fics are extremely strange

100 Funny Things to Say to People || COMPLETED

Have a Heart! I found most of these on BuzzGhana.com Photo: Tinashe

Thrill Ride 》 Taekook/Vkook ✔

"Things didn't make sense in the first place and it still doesn't make sense. All we know now is that he is a suspect for your attempted murder, but he's also a victim of someone else." C O M P L E T E D ✔ ▪ ▪ ▪ Taekook AU in which poor third wheeler taehyung gets ditched in an amusement park by his friends yoongi and...

Shitmate || Yoongi

❝ Ms. Jang from now on your new seatmate will be Min Yoongi. ❞ Great. Just great. Can I curse already? Yes? 'Cause fuck Yoongi, that bastard is my enemy. New seatmate? More like shitmate. °°°°° WARNING: STRONG LANGUAGE AHEAD inspired by a lot of tumblr stuffs Started: 2/26/16 Ended: idfk yet ©-jiminipple

Crackheads

DaJin: its great when he drives cos i can look at him, his concentrated face and his long hands and i imagine them around my neck choking me Chimchim: Jared, 19 Jk: are you gonna fuck in that car? DaJin: thats the plan ~ Welcome to the Crackheads groupchat

𝙷𝚘𝚎 𝙶𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚙𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚙𝚝. 𝟸 // ᴶᴶᴷ.ᴷᵀᴴ

bigger better hoe-ier? // different story, same horny gay characters // started: january 18, 2019

She's Phish

An Edward x Aoora Fanfic. Dey cute or whatever so I was like oh shit they need some fanfic so here we go. Godbless if I ever actually write this shit.

Twitter Gays ➳ [taekook]

[COMPLETED] In which Jungkook runs a Twitter stan account and stumbles upon Taehyung: a flirty, not-so-straight fuckboy. top!taehyung bottom!jungkook *Texting format with writing in some chapters!*

"SEND NUDES" | Vkook

[COMPLETED] Jeonjungkook: "S E N D N U D E S" Kimtata: it's a 'give and take' shit bruh. Book Cover cr: @PastaWithSushi 💕

instagram ✄ taekook

just bangtan being crackheads on instagram. taekook, yoonmin and namjin © 2019 hyoongs

𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍

❝ you write smut...? ❞ //taekook » story idea by; minstrual © DHANTRBL.

Jin Toucheth Himselfith - Jin x Jin One Shot (Shakepearean Edition)

This is legit just a Jin x Jin one shot lol. Same face and all. And ofc its Jin from BTS. The title is not supposed to be funny. It means that Jin's in touch with himself on a mental/personal level, that he loves himself. This shows the message from LOVE YOURSELF. (The thought of the love yourself was my friend Ke) ...

Do not read this book, you'll die of laughter

Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

ᴡʜᴏsᴇ ɪᴅᴇᴀ ᴡᴀs ᴛʜɪs? || ʙᴛs ᴄʜᴀᴛ ғɪᴄ ✔️

In which Jimin starts a group chat with a bunch of people he knows, hoping for them all to become good friends despite several of them being confused and unwilling. [aka Jimin becomes the reason for his friends finding the love of their lives, and himself, too.] (yoonmin, taekook, namjin, and yugseok [[yugyeom and hos...

Lockdown 》 Yoonmin

》 Yoonmin CRACK! au in which Jimin spends the time during lockdown stuck in a bathroom stall, what he wasn't expecting was to befriend the dude in the stall next to him; moreover, for the latter to ask him to the upcoming prom. But, who exactly was he talking to? Trigger warning; mention of school shooter • Side taeko...

dr phil is one thicc bih

get to know us!!

Air Drop au

Taekook social media au Taehyung enters the wrong class and decides to make use of his time. By doing what? Air dropping a random student some 'interesting' pictures, of course. --- extra: some written parts eventual angst lots of fluff💕