I'm sorry.... Said about The Toad: "A better love story than twilight" - Myself "Beautiful" - some random guy at the street "Go clean your room!" - my mom "What the heck did I just read" - Tim Burton It had been love at first sight...every time Blaise Zabini closed his eyes, the image of the beautiful, pink devil flas...
This is a Harry Potter... Fanfiction, I guess? In it are 100 ways to kill off my LEAST favourite character in the series. If you haven't read the Harry Potter novels, I recommend that you do. No offense to anyone who likes Umbridge (though I suspect there won't be many of you). And I won't be going into gory detail, t...
A dementor named Billy Joe is (for some odd reason) on his way to win Dolores Umbridge's foul and nonexistent heart. Stay tuned for their first kiss. MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!! (I already added a Demumbridge kiss scene at the end, so don't murder me. It's not a very nice experience.) Completed...