The Once-ler wants three things in life: fame, fortune, and a huge skeleton dick up his ass. Unfortunately, things don't go the way he wanted to. You can never have everything in life. -------- i wrote this because i hate myself please break my fingers satire smut + angst, idk if there's a happy ending would update e...
Hi there! This is my first story and I hope you enjoy it! Buy anyway this story is basically about you and Satan he feels for you and understands you but also finds you very interesting maybe a little to much lol So read this story if you want the full gist of things and please comment and like if you would like ^_^
literally the title. i probably won't update very fast. THIS ISNT SUPPOSED TO BE A SERIOUS BOOK, I LEGIT WROTE A ONESHOT OF A TABLE X READER. okay, some of these might be rlly detailed for a joke of a book.
What happens when Shrek and Dr. Phil meet at a bar? ;)
What started out as a simple competition in Hell's Kitchen turns into a journey filled with dark pasts and trust can Gordon Ramsey save you from your own depression and demise will you let him in your heart? or will everything come crumble down around you.
Only the best quality and grammar filled fanfiction to exist. In an alternate universe where ogres are accepted more so you two can be out in public. EEEEEEEE so kawaii!!! 👌👌👌👌😭😭😭💛👌💛👌💛👌 It's getting better by chapter 14. I hate that I'm still going with this. I'm very sorry.
Right in the title Tim x Moby book smüt of course! Just read so many of these kinds of book to hate myself when doing the f-boy face when reading a boy x boy. So um yeah I gave in and made one myself, this is...just idk but let me tell you what happening in this book. Moby is a human yes a human because it just seem...
(Y/n), after attempting suicide, has found a soothing table. But what happens when feelings blossom between the two?
!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ
Thanos: he's skinny, funny, he's a melanin queen Why wouldn't you wanna fuck him?!?!
A monster they call him, Farquaad was at his lowest until one very special person entered his life, you.
Peppa has the BIGGEST crush EVER!! On Pedro Pony! Will they end up together? Read this book to find out! THANK YOU FOR ALL THE VIEWS AND VOTES OML!!! Ranks as of 24.06.2021 #4 stupidpeople out of 638 stories #5 Peppa out of 1.1k stories #12 Pedro out of 413 stories #17 peppapig out of 1.1K stories Co-writer: @DannyA...
Foot kinks , piss kinks , shit kinks , ect. Oh yeah. Did I forget to mention it's K i n k y
DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE TRAUMATISED. -- one shots of each member with you, all start off similar. I'M SAYING THIS AGAIN DIO NOT READ UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE TRAUMATISED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
😩 the backyardigans or whatever guys castaways !!!! 😏😏 austin yandere??? 😶😶 WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONH WIRH YALL i get so many mf comments putting the blame for this story on me 😐 i mean yeah i wrote it but i'm not making you read shit. don't act the the victim when you're so shocked after reading about austin havi...
This story reveals the true origin of how the popular children's characters "the backyardigans" came to be.
This is a true story of Two Lovers and the difficulties they face so they can get their very own Happily ever after.
Shrek is living with Fiona and his uGlY kids. Shrek is not satisfied with his life anymore. Until one day, everything changes.
when you first started dating Elmo you thought he was a sweet, soft, kind guy. But it didn't take long before you found out he was a mafia Mafia boss. how will this mafia stuff affect your life?is Elmo really the right guy for you? will big bird steal your heart? there's only one way to find out read the story! this...
