Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...
Would you jump? If you saw a rip in the fabric of space would you jump? No? So if you saw a shimmery light coming from a dark mysterious void, would you jump? Still no? But if you saw the one you love fall, would you try to catch him? Would you jump after him? Really... still no? Liar! I did. I jumped. I threw mys...
“Great, see you in hell at 9 on Monday morning!" Even working in hell has a funny side. Mel accepted a job in the Hell Corporation. The push for cost-cutting, consolidation and privatisation meant most government services were contracted out to one private company and Mel was its newest employee. A series of shorts a...
Written when Wattpad had a 'What's Hot' list - a satire of all the cliche plots woven into one story line - Werewolves, adopted hot brothers, arranged marriages, vampires, fan-fic, gangster love, plus much more... it's a rollercoaster of a plot!
Kaitlin Daniels lost her parent's in a fire when she was only sixteen. Now she is eighteen and alone. That's how she prefers it as long as no one gets too close. But you can't always get what you want. Bain Winters enters her life and takes over. He's pushy, controlling, possessive, and an ass but he loves her. He is...
Riley Smith belongs to a world that is unlike any other. She has struggled with fitting into this world and has had her ups and downs but as she returns to it, she discovers all is not as it was when she left.
What do you do when the mate destined for you, repeatedly breaks your heart with his endless affairs? The only thing you can, leave. Samantha does just that. She vows to live the happy life she's dreamed of since she was a little girl. The trouble with leaving, though, is that your problems always have a way of find...
Caine is the Alpha of the Locus pack. Some say he’s strict, everyone knows he’s unforgiving, and most consider him cruel. After an incident three years ago that marked a very important part of his life, Caine decides to shut himself down from all emotion. Charlotte is a free spirit who relishes in being an easy going...
'Victoria," I started but she cut me off, sneering. "My name is Tori. Stop acting like you know me. You know nothing about me." I grinned, leaning back against the wall with an arrogant smirk. "I know more than you think." From the age of 15 onwards, Tori Harlow has known nothing but the life of guns, knives and order...
"Here's what I want you to do," I began, trailing my hands up his muscular body to wrap my arms around his neck. "I want you to do me, and do me hard. Then, I want you to let me go and never mention this to anyone." Taylor Quessie is tired of being a virgin. Everyone tells her she should wait until she meets someone s...
This is a collection of chapters from Just One Night, but written in Cameron Riter's POV!
Twin brothers Damon and Micheal don't like to share. Not one bit. But when Micheal has to work on the night of his first date with the girl of his dreams Kendra, he is desperate to make sure this date happens, even if it means him not being there. Damon takes his place on the date and for once takes a liking to one of...
"Evil stepmother, check. Evil stepsisters, check. Father who's never home, check. Ella Cinder you truly are living like Cinderella." She has a evil stepmom and sisters, a father who is always away on business, an amazing younger half sister, and an out of the closet gay best friend fashionista. She can sing, she can...
[New and Improved] When Kellie's naked photo gets passed around her small town of Arden, Delaware, her life is in shambles. Her parents don't trust her, her sister is giving her the cold shoulder, and her best friend is distant. Not to mention, the boy Kellie thought she was falling in love with is the one who circula...
Erica was the lowest of the low. On the day she turned 18 she went to see the alpha Rocco to except her into the pack. When something happens between her and Rocco she was propelled into a world she never imagined. After secrets of her past are revealed, her life will never be the same.
Ash is almost your average teenager who goes to an almost average school. But of course, only he knows that. Though, Ash, a half-blood with many secrets, tries his best to go through things like normal. Damien is not your average high schooler. He's a demon/vampire with a severe crush and possesive issues. Kyler high...
As far back as they can remember, Emi and Luke have been best friends. However, things start to go down hill after a month of separation and a shock confession from Luke leaves Emi confused. Emotions run high, tension is thick in the air and to top it all off, there's a new boy in town. How will the trio deal the issu...
Secrets do not stay hidden for long. Have you ever had a secret that you would do anything to keep from your own family? Coming home from being at boarding school for an entire year is something Eva has dreamed about since her Dad sent her away; she missed her older brothers and none of them seemed to have changed muc...
Gwen Matthews is a quick-witted, feisty 17-year-old, the exact thing Kyle Reece- the son of the fourth richest man in the world hates. She's rude, irrational and doesn't accept defeat, especially to a certain blonde-haired, blue-eyed god who is under the impression the world revolves around him. He's arrogant, impulsi...
Typical doesn't even begin to describe who I am. I Skylar Carright am for more complex than I appear to be. Can't tell? Good. I have no intention of letting you know. The less you know, the better it is for both you and me. The less you care to know, the more I care for your safety. You see the last sentence...that wa...
"The only reason people are afraid to die, is because they don't want to know what they're leaving behind. What they could've had, who they could've become. Eventually, they realize that they have nothing to lose...and death suddenly seems so easy...peaceful." -Runa Avelynne Welcome to the Odium Games, where your surv...
"Your name is Kenneth Kentucky and you work at McDonalds?" I glared at him, "Would you like Fries with that?" He began laughing hysterically and I sighed impatiently, waiting for him to stop. Suddenly, he stopped and then, putting both his hands on the counter, staring right into my eyes, he whispered, "I'd like Frie...
The first volume in the epic fantasy series Soulwoven. Litnig Jin has spent his life yearning for the power to weave the souls of the dead into magic. His brother Cole has spent his believing in nothing bigger than his own two hands. When a dragon sinks its claws into their nightmares, both of their lives will change...
Alexis Gardiner has been through the normal ups and downs of a seventeen year old girl, albeit a few pluses along the way but that's beside the point. She's got loving parents, a typical annoying older brother and a best friend that's been more of a guardian angel than anything. But she soon realises how true that re...
Elizabeth is 16 year old girl with great friends, a great family and a wonderful new boyfriend will that all change when she meets the boy next door? And what stuff does he have in store for her? I have also put this book up for Watty Awards and it is being edited for now.
Never in Alex Thompson’s mind would she find herself to believe in Genies as she believes they only exist in stories and cartoons. But after one day, laughingly rubbing a lamp she recently bought, she is left feeling nothing but shock as an actual Genie appears in front of her. Strangely enough, this Genie is no ordi...
“Let’s go ahead and get this out of the way. I’m fire. You’re ice. Those two don’t work unless one dies.” Princess Phoenix Seraphina of Hell has lived on Earth for seven years. Everything seems the usual—feeding regularly, avoiding discovery, and doing basically whatever she wants. Then she meets Prince Blaze of the...
Senior year couldn't be better. Avery Nelson's finally dumped her brain-dead boyfriend, she's taking all easy classes, and she finally has a job working at the local McDonald's. Her life couldn't get any better. But when McDonald's gets robbed by a psycho with a gun to the back of her head, Avery can feel everything f...
Have you ever loved someone so much that you don't care what they look like? That's how this is for Tia Myers. Her and her best friend Roy Calem are on the journey to love and the only thing that's stopping them is their race. She's black and he's white. To them they just see themselves as people not color. Their argu...
