Biden x Trump
Biden x Trump ship 😉😉😈 Smut very much smut If you couldn't notice, this is a joke 😓🤔
Biden x Trump ship 😉😉😈 Smut very much smut If you couldn't notice, this is a joke 😓🤔
After trump lost the election he went insane and tried to eat the swamp water but then he met a big green ogre and they fell in love 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
Do you love Shrek?💋💋 Like absolutely love him to the point you'd like deadass just marry him on the spot even though you don't know each other? 🧍♀️Cool. 💁♀️💁♀️This is for u then 🙄🙄‼️‼️
SHERK LOVE PEPPA BUT PEPPA NO LOVE SHerk :OOOOOOOOO PEPPA LOVE DORA GAAAASSSPPPPP
y/n just moved to japan, because her dad got a job there UwU. Y/n was not like other girls, she was super quirky and clumsy and baka OwO...
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ♪|| Wanna know how to be smooth like me? Then use these pick up lines LOLOL. -this book has been completed *ANIME PICK UP LINES BOOK 2 is out now!!!!!* *ANIME PICK UP LINES BOOK 3 is out now!!!!!*
Welcome to the completely random assortment of Shower Thoughts~ Nobody really reads descriptions, but if you are, hi and welcome! Thank you for deciding to come read my book :) I really hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed making it. __________ (PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING: None of these Shower Thoughts are from my o...
Cursed images for you to take and use as your own. They can be used as response images for when you don't know how to reply to a text. Enjoy or you will perish. Credit to whoever brought them upon this land.
Just random shower thoughts I felt needed to be shared with the world of wattpad.
Crack. It's fucking crack
George x Techno crack ship fic 😭😭😭 I usually don't make stories like this but here we go 😰
Dear Diary, Omg! Today I found out My Chemical Romance did a cover of 21 Pilots's song Cancers! WARNING: THIS BOOK MAY CAUSE EXTREME ANGER AND LOSS OF BRAIN CELLS
The 100 ways to get kicked out of Walmart. Based on a true story. WARNING: YOU MAY GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART!!
Alex has been cheated on by Obama Obama. He no longer chads like he used to. Will this stranger help him get his shit together and chad once more? Or will he succumb to heartbreak?
A pick-me girl named y/n was always annoying and a damn pick-me. After she got hit in head. She kinda got a little smarter but still annoying 🙄. 🙄is not good 😐
Wow, I'm excited to write this! I love scaring people! xD If you know of a website with creepypastas, PLEASE tell me!
❝You are a girl.❞ He said after an agonizingly long silence while I stood helplessly in front of him, shaking. This situation was too overwhelming for me. ❝Uh... Does that bother you?❞ I stuttered and looked at him with genuine curiosity. ❝Yes. Maybe a little too much.❞ Olivia Thompson is living her extremely dull...
open [✔️] ❝this above all: to thine own self be true❞ comment and fill the form for more details. these are probably really shitty but i am trying eh- #280 in Random on 27/03/17 #173 in Random on 03/04 #172 in Random on 09/05 #151 in Random on 10/05
Basically I got bored so instead of doing my 10000 missing assignments I'll show you how I see monster energy drinks if they were people :D
For ThegoldenFiddleStick May 17, 2020- #5 in peanutbutter August 16th, 2020- #1 in whipped cream
❝I know these are cheesy but I feel grate.❞ (pun totally intended) Here are some cheesiest, lamest and funniest pick-up lines. #56 in humor on 07/05 #78 in humor on 28/03 & 1/04
A lovely guide of how to get yourself kicked out of supermarkets :)