O'hare x Farquaad
So like, I was bored and this is my first hope you enjoy(or don't, it's cringe.
A shitty Ruggie Adoption fic my friend Remy jokingly asked for.
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.
hoes burn with hElmo. don't be a hoe. Copyright 2015 © -zakijae and other cool peeps 2 years later wtf is thIS
if you want something to read on a discord call then go to the last chapter thank me later
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This is a sexy smut nothing is BETTER THAN ThIS PIECE OF SHIT! whoever kicked me off of first place for carl azuz congrats but i wanna slap you with my fist and lips
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