lmao why - graciebaha

Mcaighleigh Snifflecock is a transfer to hogwarts school for wizardry and witchness. She is so timid and week and feels so alone on her first day, and it gets worse when a tasty,delicious man called dracko Malfoy comes into her life. THIS IS A JOKE

meat stick. | draco malfoy

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a SATIRE book made to mock "y/n" fics!

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The Book of Drapple

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I gazed into his grey eyes. He gazed into my vibrant green ones. It was almost as if a sudden spark traveled through us, making us both in need of each other. When he pressed his lips to my smooth skin, I swore I was flying. It was simply, magical. ~ When Draco picks a green apple, sparks instantly fly. Well, sparks...

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My Enemy || dracoxreader

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THIS WAS FOR TIKTOK literally do not read this it's completely satire but people kept asking me to post it😂 Portuguese translation: https://www.wattpad.com/story/267958615-my-enemy-dracoxreader-tradu%C3%A7%C3%A3o by nickto_

Lucius x Dobby

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TW⚠️ SKATERBOIS😈😈😈😈 A fine hot bloke, Dobby, works at the malfoy manor as a house elf. His life is miserable until he comes across a greasy lad named Lucius💃

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Forbidden ♡ Argus Filch x Reader

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your relationship is forbidden. what will you do, keep it a secret or leave the one you love the most? you are a 6th year gryffindor and it's the triwizard tournament. ♡♡♡♡♡♡ filch x reader (dont read this pls)

unexpected love (draco x y/n)

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y/n is the new student at school and has some trouble fitting into school. she gets sorted into slitherin and draco malfoy realises he has feelings for her. y/n realises something about draco....

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She's not like other girls

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Draco and Y/N (a MUD BLOOD) are caught in an arranged marriage!! but she's not like other girls. she can fix this!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺 #9 in #notlikeothergirls🥰🥰🌺🌺

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