Dialogue Prompts: Sarcasm | ✔

(Completed) Sarcastic dialogue prompts! Most of these are pretty funny!

writing 4 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜: WRITING ADVICE TO MAKE YOU A BETTER WRITER

Writing is hard. Being a writer is even harder. But with "Writing 4 Writers," you CAN become a better writer. Every time I sit down to write, I reference this collection of writing advice from a variety of blogs, writers, and YouTubers: Jenna Moreci, Abbie Emmons, Alexa Donne, Merphy Napier, E. A. Deverall, Medium Dai...

Twilight Vs. Harry Potter

Attention Twihards: stop being pushed down by the Potterheads. Let's prove why Twlight is better.

The online journal of a messy human

yyyup I'm writin another one... (There's no specific update schedule by the way)

Drapple - A Broken Boy

A very complex and slightly realistic story about a boy named Draco Malfoy falling in love with an apple.

135 Random Things to Do in Public

WARNING: I SHALL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY STUPID THINGS YOU DO BECAUSE OF THIS BOOK. I DO NOT PERSONALLY OWN ALL OF THESE. VIEWER DISCRETION IS MOST DEFINITELY ADVISED. When you're bored, you go do something to make you "un-bored". I suggest Netflix, Youtube, or if you're a bookworm, reading. Personally, I'm mo...

The Land Of Stories 4 (FAN FICTION)

The masked man is on the loose and he has a plan to destroy the fairytale world and the real world to get his happy ending. But to do that he needs the help of the baddest villains of all time. Alex and Connor figure out his plan and need to stop him. Their closest friends, Red, Froggy, Mother Goose, Goldilocks, a...

The Land Of Stories 6: The Fight For Peace (Fanfiction)

Even though the Masked Man is gone Connor and his friends are now facing another threat to the fairytale world. It's not more soldiers, it's not the witches...it's Alex, and she's not just attacking the fairytale world she's attacking the otherworld. Can Connor and his friends defeat their current army and the witch...

The Land of Stories: The Adventure Continues

Charlie (Conner's only granddaughter), has found this magical glowing book in her grandfathers attic. She just saw her great aunt and her grandfather disappear, and now she finds this glowing book. She knew they must have been related. Charlie soon falls into the book, like her grandfather before her. Meanwhile, h...

The Land of Stories: Bree and Conner One Shots

I've been wanting to make a one shot for these two for forever! Ever since I finished a Grimm Warning! So let's go back and forward in time with Bree and Conner one shots. These chapters with vary from when they were in high school, college, just married, about to have kids, when they have kids, and even when they...

A Land Of Stories Adventure: The Tale Of Two Brothers

This story is about Alex and Connors dad John and his brother Lloyd. The story will go from when they were six years old, to when John and Charlotte had the twins Alex and Connor. Read about the adventures John went on, the magic he used, the friends he made, the people he met, and learn more about his relationship...

The Land Of Stories 5: The Final Battle

(Wrote this way before the 5th book even was announced! So this is my version of the 5th book after the events of the 4th). Alex and Conner are on a mission to create an army of their own to defeat their evil uncle Lloyd. Once they figure out how to defeat him for good, they go out on a journey with the help of thei...

The Land Of Stories 5 (FAN FICTION)

Note: My version of what really happened, written way before the book was released. Conner finds out that the only way to defeat Lloyd is within his own short stories. The twins find new allies and friends along the way. They will discover new dangers, and new adventures. Alex, Connor will be accompanied by their f...

Septimus Heap Oneshot

My first Septimus Heap story, just something I wrote a while ago and decided to publish in case anyone enjoyed the series but found there weren't many Fanfictions, like me. Hope you enjoy, as always I'm open to suggestions and corrections. (There will be spoilers!) *Completed but will do sequel if there is high demand...

Hunger Games High

What would happen if The Hunger Games never happened? Katniss and Peeta never got picked and all the people in the original hunger games were placed in high school. Well here ya go enjoy:-)

The Capitol Games

~ a Hunger Games fanfiction ~ In Mockingjay, the victors decided to hold one last Hunger Games using only Capitol children. When President Coin was murdered, the Games were announced as cancelled. But what if they weren't? Bryony Price is one of the twenty-four unlucky children chosen to fight to the death. Just as th...

Up To No Good (Marauders x OC)

Follow the marauders through their time at Hogwarts, as they finally reach the end of their 5th year things have never been worse at home for the black twins, when Sirius escapes to live with his best friend James, leaving his twin behind what happens when the abuse becomes too much? This is a story of survival. In a...

Peeta Mellark: 74th Victor

Peeta Mellark doesn't have a chance when he's called up to be in the 74th Hunger Games. But when the girl of his dreams walks into the Justice Building to wish him good luck, he might just be in luck. - Katniss wasn't called; Prim wasn't called. They are safe for another year. But Peeta isn't. He saved her life once...

Lost | Tom Riddle ✔

"Sweetheart, you are the badger, I am the snake, but in this chase, I am the predator and you are my prey." With that he moulded their lips together, sealing their fates permanently. (Chapter 20) ~*~ She was a girl who wanted nothing more but to fade away in surroundings, he was a boy who wanted to be known by...

IF THEY LIVED (Harry Potter)

Welcome to a story full of love, friendship, hate, evil cliffhangers and adventure! Alternative title: If James Potter was the Secret Keeper What would happen if Lily and James Potter didn't die on that fatal Halloween night? Would they stay safe? Would they find out that the rat was a traitor? How would Voldemort try...

What if?

What if Lily and James never died on Halloween? What if Harry's parents lived long enough to reach his second Birthday? What if Harry never lived at Number 4 Privet Drive with his Aunt, Uncle and Cousin? What if Sirius never went to Askaban for a crime he did not commit? What if Peter hadn't been made secret keepe...

On The Platform (A Jily Fanfic)

Going to Platform nine and three quarters should be exciting because of your own child, but for seven years everyone knew that there was another reason: James Potter and Lily Evans. Here's the story of their romance told only from their visits to the platform.

Hate Is A Strong Word (A Jily Fanfic)//FINISHED!

Lily Evans is entering her final year at Hogwarts. As the outside world is attacked by Death Eaters, Lily's world changes left and right. Many things happen unexpectedly, like her sudden friendship with James Potter. Lily must stay strong to get through the year and make sure she stays focused, but Potter may make tha...

ℓιℓу ρнσєвє ѕиαρє {ѕ. ѕєνєяυѕ}

"ᴘʀᴏғᴇssᴏʀ sɴᴀᴘᴇ ʜᴀs ᴀ ᴄʜɪʟᴅ?!" "ɪ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀs sɪɴɢʟᴇ?! ɪ ᴍᴇᴀɴ, ᴡʜᴏ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀʀʀʏ ᴛʜᴀ-" "ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ʙᴀᴅ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍʏ ᴘᴀᴘᴀ?", ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ᴀsᴋᴇᴅ, ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ғᴏᴜʀᴛʜ-ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴛᴇɴsᴇ. "ɴ-ɴᴏᴛ ᴀᴛ ᴀʟʟ! sᴀʏ, ᴡʜᴀᴛ's ʏᴏᴜʀ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴏɴᴇ?", ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴅ-ʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴀsᴋᴇᴅ. "ʟɪʟʏ ᴘʜᴏᴇʙᴇ sɴᴀᴘᴇ". //❁// ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢs: •ᴄᴜssɪɴɢ •ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ...

The Haunting of Judith Wagner{George Weasley}

Judith Wagner didn't want to talk to the dead, but the dead didn't really give her a say in the matter.

My Mothers Side

Sally died protecting her nephew Harry Potter. Lilly and James Pottor come back home to see her dead and Harry crying. But they notice something else is wrong. Their nephew Percy is gone. All rights go to Rick Riordan and JK Rowling So in this story there is going to be a lot of people who aren't dead. There's Snape...