Severus Snape is quite happy being alone, he couldn't have Lily why bother now? But when Lucius Malfoy asks him to look after Narcissa and Draco in a moment of weakness, things start to change. Enter Elizabeth Walden, fresh from Hogwarts with a liking for short shorts and according to her friends, an unhealthy crush o...
Hermione snogging a book? Draco flexing his muscles in the mirror while singing 'Sexy and I Know It'? AND SEVERUS SNAPE IN HOT PINK ROBES?!?! What the bloody hell is this?! Oh yeah, it's my new story. This Dramione story includes complete randomness, craziness, pranks and a chocolate-obsessed Harry Potter ;) IMPORTANT...
Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)
Despite the sinister plot, Harry Potter stories have their funny moments. Ron Weasley, Fred and George Weasley, and many other characters add their funny quips to lighten a serious situation. Read these funny Harry Potter quotes and enjoy the witty jabs from Harry Potter books. You will find these funny Harry Potter q...
A brief poetry anthology. This collection was a Showcase Finalists in the Atty Awards. Quaternion: "I Knew a Girl with Winter in her Eyes" Ode: "Chicory & Lace" Rhyme Royal: "Le Premier" Nonnet: "When Birds Fly Together" Recueillement: "Overgrowth" Free Verse: "Seven Years" Rhyming Couplets: "I Speak Fluent Poet...
