No One's Perfect (A Zodiac Story)

Aries has anger issues. Taurus is anorexic. Gemini is diagnosed with DID. Cancer is depressed. Leo's a kleptomaniac. Virgo suffers from OCD. Libra has severe anxiety. Scorpio ran away one too many times. Sagittarius has ADHD. Capricorn's a workaholic. Aquarius has insomnia. Pisces is a schizophrenic. None of them are...