Random Smut Oneshots 😩😩😩
how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋
Mature
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queen Cheryl X That vegan teacher
very romantic be careful not to get too addicted in the story🤭 really Romantic as I said very dramatic story TW: violence, blood, trauma, murder,weapons,romance, homophobes,toes,scary. Enjoy;)
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'My Little Bussy Queef..' A Trump X Biden Love Story
As Donald Trump gets ready to leave the white house, he devises a plan to get back at the man who cost him his job, the famous Joe Biden. But little does he know, this choice will change his life forever. Will Trump manage to get his revenge? Or will something more... Romantic happen?.. Read this book to find out! -_S...
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Encanto but with Dave Grohl yeah omg emoji
satire thing it's hard to explain or it's easy I'm just brain dead right now most impressive rankings yeah: #1 in weezer on 7.19.22 and 11.13.22
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This is such a pity (Weezer Murder Mystery) 18+
Turmoil hits the members of Weezer when one of their one is murdered... the culprit? One of the members of the band! Join Detective Pinkerton on his journey, nay, quest! To discover who truly is the murderer?
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Custom Woodburning X Random PFP Man
Ive never written fanfiction before but I wanna make babara (CWB )mad so I gotta do it. This fanfiction is about babara meeting that random ass dude that she accidentally took a screenshoot of. I wrote this at 5 am,have fun ig. My tiktok is @dumpydooinmymouth #nicewood
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jorobe x that vegan teacher 😍 *slow updates*
Enimes too lovers?! It all started when Jorobe decided to have lunch at Olive garden like usual, until he saw the love of his life across the street at McDonald's singing a beautiful song that went like, "eating animals is wrong McDonald's hurting animals is wrong McDonald's share this song and change your entire men...
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A Different Love //Mafia Elmo x reader
when you first started dating Elmo you thought he was a sweet, soft, kind guy. But it didn't take long before you found out he was a mafia Mafia boss. how will this mafia stuff affect your life?is Elmo really the right guy for you? will big bird steal your heart? there's only one way to find out read the story! this...
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The Pinkerton Hotel
Kurt Cobain and his friends Razz and Fire didn't expect their fun getaway at The Pinkerton Hotel would take a turn... for the worst.
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The polar express x reader
the polar express made your ass tingle satire 😆 ranks idk: #1 in bussy on 11.15.22
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Ted Cruz x daddy pig
Fortnite is daddy pig and ted Cruz favorite game. They play the game together frequently, always screaming at eachother. But when they meet irl on accident one time will they become lovers?
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