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  • Dicks are falling into place
    2.4K 10 4

    "I can see the crack in your ass jonny" Thom is very unhappy with the recent lack of band bonding time so he decides to take things into his own... HANDS (this is satire)

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  • Radiohead Fix Your Depression
    175 4 1

    Thom yorke very caring Jonny Ed very serious Colin very kind Phil

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  • Random Smut Oneshots 😩😩😩
    413K 3K 42

    how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋

  • queen Cheryl X That vegan teacher
    88 5 3

    very romantic be careful not to get too addicted in the story🤭 really Romantic as I said very dramatic story TW: violence, blood, trauma, murder,weapons,romance, homophobes,toes,scary. Enjoy;)

  • 'My Little Bussy Queef..' A Trump X Biden Love Story
    7.9K 37 27

    As Donald Trump gets ready to leave the white house, he devises a plan to get back at the man who cost him his job, the famous Joe Biden. But little does he know, this choice will change his life forever. Will Trump manage to get his revenge? Or will something more... Romantic happen?.. Read this book to find out! -_S...

    Mature
  • Encanto but with Dave Grohl yeah omg emoji
    2.2K 61 13

    satire thing it's hard to explain or it's easy I'm just brain dead right now most impressive rankings yeah: #1 in weezer on 7.19.22 and 11.13.22

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  • The eyebleach book!
    119 6 3

    Eyebleach. Thank me later

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  • This is such a pity (Weezer Murder Mystery) 18+
    968 18 12

    Turmoil hits the members of Weezer when one of their one is murdered... the culprit? One of the members of the band! Join Detective Pinkerton on his journey, nay, quest! To discover who truly is the murderer?

  • Custom Woodburning X Random PFP Man
    156 5 4

    Ive never written fanfiction before but I wanna make babara (CWB )mad so I gotta do it. This fanfiction is about babara meeting that random ass dude that she accidentally took a screenshoot of. I wrote this at 5 am,have fun ig. My tiktok is @dumpydooinmymouth #nicewood

  • brian bell imagines
    13.8K 291 41

    brian bell vore smut

  • kool-aid Man X Gordan Ramsay
    72.5K 1.1K 11

    Kool aid man and gordan do the naughty (。•̀ᴗ-)✧

  • Rivers x Brian (hot)
    178 8 1

    will these two greasy fucks be hot in this story? probably not lol

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  • Weezington
    68 5 2

    Do you weez the what? Scrimble when you deceive how?

  • jorobe x that vegan teacher 😍 *slow updates*
    1.6K 49 23

    Enimes too lovers?! It all started when Jorobe decided to have lunch at Olive garden like usual, until he saw the love of his life across the street at McDonald's singing a beautiful song that went like, "eating animals is wrong McDonald's hurting animals is wrong McDonald's share this song and change your entire men...

    Mature
  • Homewrecker••• daddy pig x reader smut shots
    328 2 8

    daddy pig 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

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  • A Different Love //Mafia Elmo x reader
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    when you first started dating Elmo you thought he was a sweet, soft, kind guy. But it didn't take long before you found out he was a mafia Mafia boss. how will this mafia stuff affect your life?is Elmo really the right guy for you? will big bird steal your heart? there's only one way to find out read the story! this...

  • I was sold to Weezer
    57 3 1

    what has lead me to create this abomination.

  • The Pinkerton Hotel
    563 32 12

    Kurt Cobain and his friends Razz and Fire didn't expect their fun getaway at The Pinkerton Hotel would take a turn... for the worst.

  • The polar express x reader
    3.8K 49 9

    the polar express made your ass tingle satire 😆 ranks idk: #1 in bussy on 11.15.22

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  • Ted Cruz x daddy pig
    228 8 4

    Fortnite is daddy pig and ted Cruz favorite game. They play the game together frequently, always screaming at eachother. But when they meet irl on accident one time will they become lovers?

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  • weezer x reader (18+) (NOT CLICKBAIT) (GONE SEXUAL)
    164 4 1

    Rivers cuomo 🥵🥵🥵

  • weezer race
    349 19 1

    weezer race weezer race

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