hamburger helper hand x green giant
sentient floating cooking hand wonders what color vegetable giant semen is
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Shrek x Ronald McDonald
A beautiful tale about two soulmates who were brought together by fate.
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Veggie Tales: Veggie My Hole XXX
When a lonely girl, Elise, decides to pursue her passion for veggie tales... A satanic halloween ritual goes awry and sends everything in the wrong dorection...
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Bob Duncan x Carl Azuz
This is a sexy smut nothing is BETTER THAN ThIS PIECE OF SHIT! whoever kicked me off of first place for carl azuz congrats but i wanna slap you with my fist and lips
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Biden x Trump
Biden x Trump ship 😉😉😈 Smut very much smut If you couldn't notice, this is a joke 😓🤔
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among us smut
THIS IS HUST JOKES DONT ATTACK ME PLS also these aren't my characters . all credit goes to innersloth i jusy wrote this incredibly disyrurbing fic 👍🏻
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Tim X moby
I have no clue what I am doing really ~~~ THIS IS A JOKE. Don't take any of this seriously
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Elmo X Kermit
A man named Elmo and a man puppet named Kermit fall in love. They were childhood friends, but Kermit moved away, instead of living on Sesame Street, he lives on Disappointment island. That 384738377 miles away from his love. What will he do? We have no clue. Why? Because none of this happens in the story. Again, why...
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Shrek x Barry UwU
Barry the bee leaves Vanessa after she cheats on him.Who will he love now?Stay tunes UwU
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Table x reader
(Y/n), after attempting suicide, has found a soothing table. But what happens when feelings blossom between the two?
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Fifty shades of bread
Don't Here's a steamy, poetic, lustful, betray filled book with a plot twist end. Don't ask I was very, very, very, very, very, very bored.
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Finally Together (shrek X Farquaad)
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.
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Shrek x toothpaste
Shrek goes to Walmart looking for carrots but he finds something raddEr love!!!!!!! ❤️
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Garlic bread x reader
basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you
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S.O.S. ✘ One Direction
The biggest boyband in the world has a secret, and no, its not that Harry owns a pair of boxers with Zayn's face on it and it's definitely not Louis' scrap booking hobby. No - it's fan fiction. The biggest boyband in the world reads fan fiction about themselves. Follow their journey through rap battles, funny jokes, w...
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James Charles x Micheal Jackson LEMON
Micheal Jackson finally meets his youtuber crush at the close by Walmart. Will MICHEAL JACKSON AND JAMES CHARLES BECOME ONE PERSON -- 1𝟼+ 𝚝𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍
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Nikocado Avocado x Ed Sheeran: SKINNY
After their partners leave them, Nikocado and Ed fall in love with each other. Or whatever. I don't even know. (my friends found out about this lol um anyways)
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𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙉𝙄𝙎𝙃 𝙊𝙍 𝙑𝘼𝙉𝙄𝙎𝙃 » duolingo bird
𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙉𝙄𝙎𝙃 𝙊𝙍 𝙑𝘼𝙉𝙄𝙎𝙃 ❪ duolingo bird x reader ❫ ❝ they couldn't see how awesome duolingo really was... so i took out their eyes ❞ ❝ DUDE WHAT THE FU- ❞ ╰─ 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛, y/n just wanted to learn some decent spanish for their class but they didn't have in c...
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So Sorry I'm Not Perfect ||Dnb|| ✔
"You were always perfect" started: 4.14.21 ended: 5.14.21 Please read the warnings!
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Gathering your pieces [Dreamnoblade]
Dream is trapped in a very toxic manipulative relationship with his boyfriend Jackson. he is constantly experiencing too much stress and physical abuse, that it's only making his epilepsy worse everyday. Dream's faith had put him in the hands of Dr.Technoblade, the surgeon operating dream's surgery... after the surger...
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dreamnoblade [Discontinued]
this will contain MY au so before you post hate consider this. techno was a prince with very strict parents. he was supposed to be harsh and bloodthirsty. but he wasn't like that. he was also supposed to like girls. he wasn't that either. dream on the other hand was a poor village man who was trying to care for his t...
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Dominance. [Dreamnoblade]
Dream and Technoblade have been frenemies for who knows how long. Until one day, things start to change... A series of challenges always seem to come of the way of the "Heartless Duo", drama seems to seep out of every chance it gets, and love was more confusing than ever. Can they overcome these challenges? Or will t...
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~Wings~
Dream has always been forced to keep his wings hidden, but when the Blood God plus the God of Death and Life show up to his home one day, things change... -------------------- • Teenager!Dream • Trans!Dream • Dad!Techno • Dad!Ph1lza • Son!Dream -------------------- Trigger Warnings in this story include-- ▪︎Rape ▪︎Abu...
