lemons (god forgive us for our sins)
just smut. pure plain indescribable smut i hope u enjoy
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Really Hecking Terrible BFDI Stories
This book was a mistake. Really Hecking Terrible BFDI Stories is just your average "crackbook" filled with poorly made Microsoft Paint comics and chapters that are "meticulously crafted" to make young and impressionable 10 year old minds laugh out loud. This book involves very odd scenarios based around the popular(?)...
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Shrek x Squidward
Spongebob could hear them all the way from his pineapple. He and Patrick were just trying to have a sleepover. Let's just say. No one slept that night.
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Just call me daddy (Donald trump X shrek a true love story)
The love story of Donald trump and Shrek
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Your Crusty Skin (an Elmo x Donald Trump fanfic)
Elmo was ecstatic when the results of the 2016 election came in. Little did he know, this event would lead to more than just angry Twitter teens. It could lead to....love? Will Elmo be able to escape his non-fleshy prison and live the rest of his life, or will he forever be a puppet, waiting for master?
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Shrek x Dora
Shrek is living with Fiona and his uGlY kids. Shrek is not satisfied with his life anymore. Until one day, everything changes.
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no kermittment
I know you're wondering who on earth would write something like this and you're most likely judging me, but before you judge me, judge yourself for reading it.
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Kermit the frog x reader one shot
The story of you and your idol, Kermit the frog meeting for the very first time in Hollywood 18+ NSFW
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Buzz Lightyear × Lightning McQueen × Thomas The Tank Engine
Read to find out. ;) Contains: hints of depression and suicide. Woosh away if sensitive to the topic! (This is satire.)
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The Big Race - Lightning McQueen x Reader
Y/N's life has always been hard, with nightmares infecting her every night and a minimum wage job filling up her days, she struggles to make it by. This is how she always led her life, doing everything she could to stay afloat, and it seemed like this was how her life was going to continue until a once in a lifetime m...
