When Pigs Fly | ✓

"I'll be your girlfriend when pigs fly." The next day, she finds pigs attached to strings to the school's ceilings. © 2018 elysiance 08.01.16 - #178 in Humor

Why Pigs Can't Fly - Another Stupid Tale

Here is another one of my previous works from a while ago. Please enjoy a myth I originally created for a Greek Mythology unit in middle school.

Storm and Silence

"It is your choice," he said, stepping so close to me that our lips were almost touching. "Either do what I say - or get another job." My heart stood still as I gazed up into his deep, dark, dangerous eyes... In a world where women's only role in life is to sit at home and look pretty, Lilly is determined to f...

Ten Reasons Not To Die

"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

Tony steals a pufferfish (Percy Jackson and the Avengers)

No, the seven and anybody else is not dead No, they did not betray him And NO Annabeth is NOT evil But other than that this story is about Percy and the avengers meeting This is not going to go well is it?....... Especially when you mix a bunch of memes in here and when Tony decided to steal a puffer fish. Percy Jacks...

Percy Jackson Memes That Literally Made Me Wheeze

Pretty sure the title says it all. . . (Disclaimer: Percy Jackson belongs to Uncle Rick, and the memes all belong to their original creators.) Best Rankings: 1st in #percyjackson 8/9/21 1st in #greek 8/12/21 1st in #percy 8/21/21 1st in #nico 8/27/21 1st in #leovaldez 8/27/21 1st in #hazellevesque 8/27/21 1st in #had...

Half-Bloods and Hogwarts...

Percy's angry. I mean come on, there are other demigods in the world! So why is it him who has to go to Hogwarts? And who on earth thought it would be a good idea for him to teach??? But when something goes horribly wrong who can Percy turn for for help? Friendships will be tested, sacrifices will be made and lives wi...

Leo Valdez x Reader Oneshots

Enjoy these 𝙨𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 oneshots / STANDALONE(s) with the 𝙨𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙝 wheel。 Heroes of Olympus and characters © Rick Riordan Leo Valdez art © @viria13

Can't Say I Don't Love You (A Sokeefe AU)

Sophie Elizabeth Foster. Daughter of William David Foster, Gang Leader of the most highly known and feared triad gang in the city. Sophie Elizabeth Foster, the heir to the seat as Gang Leader. Keefe Sencen The son of two high ranking police officials. Keefe Sencen, the most misunderstood boy in the school. What happ...

THE GREAT GULON INCIDENT, kotlc

𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 sophie finds keefes old diaries containing the details of his legendary prank.