WILL THE REAL Y/N PLEASE STAND UP.

An assortment of the most cringe and cliché plots and storylines, with a side of bts. Disclaimer: The entirety of this book is ALL satire. I do not actually write this badly lol.

QUEEN | KIM TAEHYUNG (Completed)

"If its Kpop and Kdrama, my mafia duties can definitely wait" What happens when Bangtan is pitted against Seoul's only female Mafia leader? A crazy woman leading an even crazier group called EXO with a rotten sense of humor and an undefinable love for Lee Minho and Doritos? #1 in Taehyung #1 in Hoseok

In Your Ear ✔️

"If you don't want mom and dad to know what you did, you'll have to do what I say." "Alright! What do you want me to do?" "You have a blind date coming up right?" "Yeah..." "You're going to wear an earpiece in, and through the entire date, you'll need to say exactly what I tell you to say." ©Kiki 2019© ➣ Short story ➣...

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

When Kim Namjoon becomes the commanding officer of Brooklyn's 99th precinct, he soon realizes that with the job comes babysitting six chaotic officers. ━━━━━━━━ "I didn't know tazing the microwave would start a fire!" Jungkook argued. "Well did you think it was going to fucking...

RIVALS | jjk. ✓

"did you just draw a dick on my face?" Min Soojung was more than textbook perfect-- she's independant, crazy smart, and most of all: competitive. That's until the day her full score was smugly ruined by a hot-headed bad boy, who aces all his subjects. It's annoying, it's frustrating, and most of all, he's....strangely...

The Dark Heir: Sinner ✓

"Bed is where all the soft dicks turn into hard sinners." #2 in FANFICTION✓ © sujinniie 2020-2021 ✓