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  • The Truth Is A Lie || Lord Farquaad X Mr. Peanut
    70 9 3

    Lord Farquaad has a seemingly happy relationship with Ed Sheeran. However, when at a banquet at their local femboy Hooters, Farquaad meets a handsome Peanut-Mr. Peanut. When a secret is revealed about Ed, it flips Farquaad's world upside down, and down a rabbit hole of lies, manipulation, and desperation. And in th...

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  • Worst Story on Wattpad ✓
    3.3M 199K 4

    Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...

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  • nanny plum x shrek
    25.4K 381 11

    hi... i'm nanny plum. i've been sent to hogwarts by my evil mafia parents... because i'm not like other girls... will nanny plum end up in love? what will happen in hogwarts? stay tuned to find out. TT: nannyplumxshrekfanfic

  • Peppa Pig Smut Book 🐷
    55.3K 506 15

    Peppa pig and her little brother George stumble upon a mysterious room one day, whilst their parents were out. However something very, very bad happened in this room, and as a result, their father fled the country leaving Peppa in despair and her brother George on a quest for revenge.

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  • The Wall (Shrek x Trump)
    122K 3K 9

    Idk this is a really trashy story why did I write this lol

  • Shrek x Woody *SHREXY*
    69.3K 1.5K 5

    Shrek is a struggling artist. A poet to be exact. Then he meets the dreamy woody who turns his life around. *smut* With special guest Guy Fieri ~ highest ranking: #1 in the shrek tag!

  • Shrek Me Daddy {Shrek x Reader Oneshots} [L E M O N S]
    11.2K 48 7

    Let all your wildest dreams become a reality 😉 Request one shots (fantasies with daddy) for me to write [Shrek and all the characters involved belong to their respective owners]

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  • You're my Sussy - Cursed ship one shots
    21.4K 266 10

    Don't take this seriously Spicy Yhmmmm yeah Don't copy either

  • peppa pig x dora the explorer
    39.7K 718 3

    im doing this because im bored and lets be real here, we all stan this ship

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  • Peppa pig x Reader
    16.1K 187 6

    Peppa meets a new friend and falls in love with them, but they turn out to be a lot weirder than expected. This is 100% non-fiction and I am not lying.

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  • Gru x reader
    20.7K 205 12

    dada gru 🙈😍💋

  • Gru x Vector (check out my sequel too owo)
    14.5K 166 5

    From brawling to banging, we watch the journey of an unexpected couple.

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  • Cursed Images
    103K 2.5K 30

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  • biden x trump major smut
    141K 1.9K 21

    from enemies to lovers in one debate. the magical story of the two presidents who fell in love

  • Random Smut Oneshots 😩😩😩
    413K 3K 42

    how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋

  • Richard, escaping for love
    9.9K 183 6

    His mother has been sold for prostitution, his sister missing, and his father's favourite pastime is to abuse Richard Rabbit. George pig understands, but as the abuse takes its toll, will they realise their true feelings for each other?

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  • Forbidden Love(Donald Trump x Joe Biden)
    747 39 6

    𝐃𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐝 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 is an Etsy seller who is the most popular boy in the school. He has a secret though he's bisexual and has a crush on his enemy,Joe Biden. Throughout the story he has to hide his undying love for Joe. 𝐉𝐨𝐞 𝐁𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧 is a social reject to some. He's quite popular from 'the democrats' a group i...

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