A Man of The Pipis: A SpamtonxReader fic

Why are you here? For adventure? For lust? For a need to quench your thirst for cringe content or to satisfy your need to watch a menace to society weave this woeful tale? [[This Fanfiction does include a Spoiler warning for those who have not finished Deltarune Chapter 2. Fair warning for the cringefest ahead.]] If...