In which Yeontan wreaks havoc on Bangtan--in short poems. - UWUs and laughs ahead. _________ Highest rank in Poem: 1 Yeontan: 1 Jokes: 4 Crack: 10 _________ Glam: 1st - One Shots - BTS Awards 2018 3rd Place - Humor - The Chaos Awards Honorable Mention - Overall - BTS Love Myself Awards 2018 1st Place - Oneshots - Cy...
When Kim Namjoon becomes the commanding officer of Brooklyn's 99th precinct, he soon realizes that with the job comes babysitting six chaotic officers. ━━━━━━━━ "I didn't know tazing the microwave would start a fire!" Jungkook argued. "Well did you think it was going to fucking...
What happens when Yeontan goes missing and Jungkook finds a hot girl who is into horseplay? Hint: chaos on crack. - a BTS crackfic - highkey highkey highkey crack - literally on drugs - mature language - completed - republished
"AVENGERS ASSEMBLE! " hoseok yelled, holding up his shield, as they all reached the their destination. "first of all", yoongi started, "we're all literally right here you blind bitch so stop trying to assemble us", he continued, " and stop being so fucking loud hoe, my mom just called me and said she can literally hea...
"i just wanted pasta, not a sauce tsunami" "welcome to the spaghetto 😔" __ In which Taehyung, Jimin and Jin come back from France to see their friend, but meet three boys that take their interests.
BTSxREADER ••••••••••••••••••••••• "Can you please tell me (y/n) why did we adopt you again?" Jin sighed. I pulled out a troll face "Because you guys love me" then I winked..using both of my eyes. ••••••••••••••••••• S T A R T E D: FEB. 2018 L a n g u a g e: E n g l i s h S t a t u s: O N G O I N G
DaJin: its great when he drives cos i can look at him, his concentrated face and his long hands and i imagine them around my neck choking me Chimchim: Jared, 19 Jk: are you gonna fuck in that car? DaJin: thats the plan ~ Welcome to the Crackheads groupchat