Biden x Trump

Biden x Trump ship 😉😉😈 Smut very much smut If you couldn't notice, this is a joke 😓🤔

Kermit X reader

You get bullied, so you decide to go to a new school to get a fresh start on your life, but you could've never guessed who you'd meet on your first day there... -There is NO NSFW content in this -I make it up as I go, so it might not make total sense at all times -Tried to write clearly and normally, except for the Ke...

MoTo MoTo I like you

This is a joke. I hope you laugh. I started this durring theater club in 2019. Thanks for reading!

Shrek x Reader

Shrek and you have known each other since you were both children. You one day realize that you love and and he admits he loves you! But a tragic accident could change everything.

Trump's Kink (a Trump x Orange fanfic)

Trump loves oranges His skin was orange to show his love A room in the Trump Tower dedicated to oranges A room in the White House dedicated to oranges The problem was he could never find the perfect orange When he met a certain orange, however, it was love at first sight If only the orange felt the same way

TikTok Comment Sections

idk, I am still bored so this is what I came up with- Random comments from tiktok that i copied and pasted in here (Let me drown in my own broken sense of humor) ⚠️PLS READ AT YOUR OWN RISK⚠️

Bad pick up lines

Because I have no life

Table x reader

(Y/n), after attempting suicide, has found a soothing table. But what happens when feelings blossom between the two?

~Muscular Elmo x reader~

An extraordinary tale

thatveganteacher X reader

(this is a joke) Miss karen has been hanging with you at a vegan cooking club but you start to show affection towards her.

Shrek x Barry B Benson (2020 ver)

!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ

Lord Farquaad X Reader ;))))))))

All in the title /|\

Bad Boy~ Balthazar Bratt x Reader

Bratt x reader..

Not In My Swamp~Shrek X Kanye~

Shrek has been super lonely since Fiona left him for Donkeh and took the kids. He started acting out like every 24 year old. He is basically a man whore now. But maybe that can change, with the right persons help. Kanye left Kim after he found dirt on her family. He signed a contract from Rumplestiltskin to go to Far...

Flightsuit Vector X reader

Hi my name is y/n and my life, it's pretty crazy. It all started when I walked down the street, I saw my best friends Shaggy and Velma. Suddenly Velma tripped over and lost her glasses. "My GlAsSeS" she yelled. She dropped to the floor and her glasses crunched below her knee. "Oh no" I said. I gave her my spare pair...

Kermit x reader

hey you reading this bio please for the love of god don't take this book seriously. I wrote this when I was young and had a very bad sense of humor.

Why Megamind Is An UwU Boy

These are the many reasons that I believe megamind could be considered an UwU boy.

Water X Reader one-shot (idfk) With Bakugo As A Special Guest

Smile!Ronald McDonald x reader

First of all. Why were you searching this. Second, this is gonna be a weird story, so now is your chance to back out.

peppa pig x dora

In this 100% Family Friendly fanfic, Peppa pig and Dora The Explorer have grown up and now happen to be roommates at college. What could possibly happen when you throw these two together? Marriage. They get happily married. That's the story summarized. If you want the full story with more detail I encourage you to re...