[on hiatus until further creativity] PARKER STRANGE: Insecure, (recently) single, looks like a puppy who has just been kicked. SAM MCGALIGUR: Ex-girlfriend of Parker Strange, massive tits. Bitch. AERYN CLARKE: Real-life personification of Greek God Narcissus, pink hair, also a bitch (in a good way, though). HENRY KALL...
A/N: This is an unedited, significantly different version of the soon to be published novel by losangelesque aka L. Akhter. This draft was written when I was 15-18 years old and I highly encourage new readers to read the published version instead. Former high school football star Frank Novak meets profound and depress...