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𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐱 𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧 "𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚'𝙨 𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙛𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙧𝙚𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙫𝙞𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝘾𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙮 𝙍𝙖𝙥𝙞𝙨𝙩, 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙣𝙤 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙨 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙪𝙡𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙩 𝙞𝙨. 𝙄𝙣𝙫𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙜𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙡𝙡-" 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙝𝙪𝙩 𝙤𝙛𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚...
𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐱 𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧 "𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚'𝙨 𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙛𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙧𝙚𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙫𝙞𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝘾𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙮 𝙍𝙖𝙥𝙞𝙨𝙩, 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙣𝙤 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙨 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙪𝙡𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙩 𝙞𝙨. 𝙄𝙣𝙫𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙜𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙡𝙡-" 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙝𝙪𝙩 𝙤𝙛𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚...
Have a steamy night with the one and only Colonel Sanders, I mean Daddy Sanders. /// This is a JOKE and a CRACK FIC, which means it's satire and completely made to laugh at and joke on. (I wrote this for my friends, but like I mean it's kinda hot) ///
WARNING: NSFW Alright, this story that consists of multiple stories does not have anything in relation with my other story "Her..."
Hiccup and Toothless were patrolling the village of Berk after Dagar and his men attacked the night before. The two entered a cave and heard a small cry around a corner deeper into the cave. When they looked inside, they noticed a tiny Night Fury hatchling, who was crying for his/her mother. The two decide to take the...