Random Smut Oneshots 😩😩😩
how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋
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Dr Phil x Reader
You have had a long day at work and you are so ready to come home and what you find when you enter your house is amazing 😊😉
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Lightning McQueen x Thomas the Tank ( may include smut )
The title speaks for itself
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Buzz Lightyear × Lightning McQueen × Thomas The Tank Engine
Read to find out. ;) Contains: hints of depression and suicide. Woosh away if sensitive to the topic! (This is satire.)
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50 Shades of Green
The castle isn't compensating for something... Made this completely as a joke, uhhh credit to my friend Anson for the cover and credit to my other friend (Berserker on discord) for the title :)
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Shrek x reader(kinda)
This is a Shrek x reader fanfiction, just like the title says, this is also my first faniction. Y/n is a teenage girl and she has just finished 8th grade. Shrek used to be a rich business man but after Lord Farquaad stole his wife(literally) his business went crashing down. What's going to happen to y/n after she meet...
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lord farquaad x squidward (love story angst)
lord farquaad could never express his feelings for squidward, his best friend. They've been friends for as long as they can remember but squidward could never seem to realize how in love farquaad was with him. one day though, squidward invited shrek over for a sleepover where things got a little heated and farquaad d...
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Quackity x Obama ×Draco xCorpsehusband*Donny Guitar hero!!!
silly and smutty😘😘 i apolagize in advance for what u are about to read
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Finally Together (shrek X Farquaad)
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.
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