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Dear Starboy {TomTord Neighbourhood AU, COMPLETE REUPLOAD}

tom is an introvert. a blank sheet. tord is an enigma. a mystery. what happens when the two become neighbours? pastel!tord x tom. disclaimer: this is not my fanfic, it is a reupload, the original author left and deleted their account.

Oh, Fucking Hell (Tomtord)

Look, I'm not saying Tom's totally gay for Tord. I'm just saying he wants Tord to fuck him. But Tom's not gay. Nope. I'm editing this two years after it's done to leave a very special note: i'd rather be buried alive and suffocate on dirt before i use "cum" unironically. go read "daddy" porn and let me spell it how...

Alone

•May contain: ◇Suicidal thoughts/suicide attempts ♤TomTord □EddMatt (?) •~•~•~•~ If you dont like this content, then dont read this story. Its also my first story so yay? So...yea enjoy ~R♡

Truth or dare~ -tordtom-

WARNING: There is sin! Dom-tord x sub-tom. Slight abuse/bullying. Sensitive subjects. You have been warned. Cussing, violence and a little self harm.

Strawberry Milkshake (Suicidal AU)

⚠️Trigger Warning⚠️ Suicide attempts, strong language, mature content, descriptive scenes etc. Tord left the army long ago. He wandered around by himself, hating what he did. He only has his scarred hoodie, it's cold out. His arm is badly damaged from the incident, and he starts to get sick. One day Tord starts coughi...