Comebacks

I hate to brag.... But I am the king of comebacks, and I know everyone is in dire need of a lesson on them, so I'm writing a book filled with them. This is a public service really, your welcome universe.

As Right As Rain

In the process of reconstructing and editing. Banner by the wonderful @splashyashy

My Sexy Kidnapper

Picture this: You enter the mall with your friends. As you're making your way to buy a strawberry smoothie, you notice something more delicious walking right towards you. As he comes closer, he gives you a heart stopping smirk then takes you by surprise. He pulls you into a headlock, jabs a gun in your temple, then ru...