"You impudent imbecile, you shaggy, formless creature, you mascara smitten man-whore, you---" You are Lord Beckett's daughter, illegitimate if you will accept please. Starts from the very beginning, Jack will appear in chapter 3 or so, updates every Friday and sometimes an extra on Sunday, will have at least 15 parts...
It's an ordinary day for Beavis and Butthead at Highland High School. Boring students, boring teachers, and boring classes. However this might change since they failed a Bob Marley test. Is it possible that they will listen to Mr. Van Driessen for once in their lives? Or will this two buttmunches not even give a damn...
This was requested by MintFlavouredKitkat. I have to throw in a warning that this story does hit some very sensitive topics, and if you don't deal with that kind of stuff very well, then please do NOT read this. I know dealing with depression is a hard thing, and it's not something to be taken lightly. If this stor...
Are you a bitch? Are you in love with Eric Cartman? Do you enjoy reading fanfcition so you can pretend someone loves you? If one or all of these things sound like you, then you might be interested in therapy, but therapy is expensive so read this if you're poor.