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Two Weeks In Hawaii (ryden)

THIS IS NOT MY STORY. i made the cover myself, i know it looks bad but this is a really good story and i really wanted to post it here so i'm sorry lmao. **written by ipanicdaily on livejournal** enjoy!

dyslexia : joshler

"C-can you read to me?" "Of course I can" in which josh is dyslexic and tyler is his partner in english -- ranks ❣️ ; #91 in fan fiction ❣️ (11/31/16) #68 in fan fiction ❣️ (12/3/16) #27 in fan fiction ❣️ (12/4/16) #20 in fan fiction ❣️ (12/5/16) #16 in fan fiction ❣ (12/8/16) #11 in fan fiction ❣ (12/11/16) #6 in...

the forest fic

not mine!!!!!!! creds go to SoloChaos on archive of our own just another copy of the forest fic make sure you have tissues

Meant To Be (Cake) - Divergent

In a Dystopian society where Australia is split into five distinct factions, teenagers have to decide if they want to stay in their faction, or switch to another for the rest of their lives. Calum Hood, age 16, finds himself unable to distinguish his own features. Was he smart? Kind? Honest? Selfless? Brave? He'd alwa...

Unspeakable - Phan

Dan Howell, a 17 year old boy. A mute. Diagnosed with severe anxiety, paranoia and depression. Anti-social. This bot meets Phi Lester, a happy, excitable boy, who loves to talk. But, Phil is new to the school. He doesn't know who are good and who are bad. Phil and Dan meet once, and maybe for the last time. But Phil m...

moods / phan

in a world where your moods are visible above your head, displayed through pictures and icons, it's impossible to hide your true feelings. however dan howell seems to be lacking this. labelled as an emotionless freak, dan is outcasted because his moods are never visible. that is, until an endlessly happy boy named phi...

transgender ➳ phan

my name is dan, not danielle × somewhat based off of the short film boy (HIGHEST RANKING: #2 in fanfiction)

Ask.Fm ➢ CAKE

q: " hey calum :-) " a: " hey :D "

Paint It Black (Phan fic)

Dan and Phil seem to have a pretty good life. They are a couple of the most famous youtubers, the work on their own radio show, and they're best friends. Phil couldn't be any happier. But what happens when Phil finds out about the other side of Dan he hasn't met yet? WARNING: MENTIONS OF SELF HARM AND SUICIDAL TENDE...

Bad Boys Don't Smile / phan

Phil Lester is sweet and cute; known for his kindness and enthusiasm. Dan Howell is a tough, cold outsider; known as the school's stereotypical 'bad boy'. But if he's so bad, then why on earth did he rescue Phil Lester and give him a smile which would melt anyone's heart?

blurry face - phan

" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, unti...

Pretty || cake

"I think that skirt would look really pretty on you." "I-It isn't for me..." "Are you sure? Forgive me; the pink Vans and daisy flower crown misguided my judgment." All Rights Reserved.© WriteDrunk 2014. Completed.

omegle |cake|

"asl?" "what are you trying to do, get in my pants?"

Basorexia >> Cake Hoodings (BoyXBoy)

Basorexia - A overwhelming desire to kiss someone Luke has been receiving a lot of hate lately for things he hadn't done, making all his friends turn on him... except one. Calum Hood. Calum is all Luke has left and when there together 24/7, it gets harder for Luke to deal with this feeling. This feeling he didn't know...

Honey | Cake |

Calum's this senior punk dude who loves his junior honey, Luke, who loves to wear pink. (side of mashton)

mute // cake

He's never said a word... Until he met him. // cake (Calum Hood & Luke Hemmings) 11/15/14-5/29/15 (6/17/15)

Camp Counselor (5SOS Cake) *DISCONTINUED*

Calum is gay. So his mom sends him to a Christian camp to "turn him straight." But honestly, quite the opposite happens after Calum meets his highly attractive and cuddly counselor, Luke. ***COVER BY FangirlOTP***

dumb |cake sequel|

"do you love me?" "of course. "will you ever cheat on me?" "never." sequel to omegle, so go and read that first if you havent.

Identity (Phan)

Dan is definitely beyond nervous to start at the prestigious boarding school, Harrison Academy. He wants to get away from the past and start a new life, where he meets his dorm mate, Phil Lester. Phil is always happy, it seems, and wants the best for everyone, but as he continues to get to know Dan, he realizes that t...

homophobic∵cake [discontinued]

"Are you gay?" "No, it's just happened." Or Luke is a homophobic but happened to fall in love with a guy. [PS: THE BOOK IS COMPLETED, But my grammar was the worst back then. If you are interested to fix it up since i don't have time anymore PLEASE message me. Thank you!] × cover's illustration credit to the illustrato...