madhouse • fivesauce

in which eight audacious and curious teenagers are trapped inside a sinister madhouse.

Run Away With Me [Kellic] [Book 2]

Kellin Quinn. He’s the ultimate criminal. Charged with murder, kidnapping, and assault, he’s been locked up in a prison in which he meets a certain man – no, not a man. He’s a monster, and he changes Kellin into a monster too; one with fangs and a craving for blood. Vic Fuentes. He’s the supposed “victim” here. On mul...

Trapped: A 5SOS horror fanfic *ON HOLD*

"Calum..." I said, clinging to Luke's arm, shaking with fear. "Yeah spud?" he replied. "We're not here alone...at Aston Hall" "How do you know?" Luke asked "I..I saw something, or someone" "Yeah, course you did Amy" Everyone laughed No one believed Amy....except Calum

I Don't Give A Shit Sir (Kellic)

Kellin Quinn is a new student in a boarding school, his eyes set on his attractive english teacher Vic Fuentes.

Euthanasia (Kellic)

'The painless killing of a patient suffering from an incurable and painful disease or in an irreversible coma.' Euthanasia. This disease was my life. I want to die, I want to die. I wanted to bleed out right in that bathroom, but he had to stop me; why does he even care? Why would Vic Fuentes, the perfect senior care...

Mr. Kidnapper [Kellic] [Book 1]

Vic Fuentes never thought anything bad would happen to him. He had a pretty decent life; star-player of the soccer team at his high school, good grades, girls swooning over him. Vic never really took danger precautions seriously. One drunken night, he’s dared to go into the woods alone in the middle of the night while...

[ON HOLD] 36 Students in a Classroom

Update: This story has been discontinued. - I am terribly sorry. Your mother lied to you. She told you that you were unique, and that as a teenager you have a whole bunch of options you can choose from to determine who you want to be. She must have been high. Look, I'm going to tell you this honestly. Somewhere out t...

Creepy Things To Do

Some funny lists I've made up about how to be a creep to the people around you. If you read this, I guarantee that you will laugh at least once or twice. Who knows, maybe I'll inspire you all to channel your inner creep! Enter at your own risk :D

Naughty Little Joke Book

Funny short stories guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. Sources: stuff I've heard from friend, family, readers, and other folk who thought they'd spread some joy and laughter.

Lots Of Ways To Annoy People

Here are lots of ways to annoy people in different places!!! Please Vote, Comment on what you think and your ideas to improve, and please add to your library. It will be updated soon!!!! And don't worry, if you give in an idea, I won't take the credit. I will say that it was your idea!!!!!

Undress to Impress (Kellic)

Vic Fuentes has a strict policy against having anything to do with people such as strippers, prostitutes, and porn stars. He also has a raging crush on the quiet, mysterious Kellin Quinn. So for Vic’s eighteenth birthday, his friends decide to throw him a party with a special guest: a male stripper. Named Kellin Quinn.

1000 tips to being a girl

disclaimer: i began working on this book in 2012. i was twelve, and bored, so a majority of the first chapters are cheesy, or bizarre. my apologies. i'll do my best to give life advice for girls, however i doubt this will ever actually get to one thousand.

Project Daddy || a.i

"You can call me daddy." "You cannot be fucking serious." __________ "This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.

Ways 2 Annoy People

Different ways to annoy people and some very funny dares TRY IT UR SELF

Funny Texts

Need a laugh? You've came to the right place.

If I Called You Satan Would You Smile And Wave (Kellic)

Kellin Quinn is a new student in a boarding school ruled by reckless and rebelling Vic Fuentes. Note: Violent, trigger ending

risk taker

warning⚠ do not read if you are easily offended a book to annoy, prank etc. use it at your own risk. different ways to annoy and prank people. give me your suggestions, let your creativity flow people! not held accountable for any unicorns, potahtoes, or flying pineapples. { humor#56 }

5ㄅ◊ㄅ ﾓ∆и∂◊㎡

So this will just either be things that I think about 5sos or things I found on twitter or tumblr.

You *Kellic*

"Be careful who you trust,the devil was once an angel" ~unknown -------- Kellin Quinn= popular guy Vic Fuentes= not popular guy Kellin's friends keep pushing him to get a boyfriend, Kellin had enough so he decides to act fast and start a fake relationship with someone, here's the catch.The other person doesn't know it...

Unheard || 5SOS -On Hold-

'Once you hear their screams, you'll wish you had never came'

Weird Omegle Chats

The chats I have on Omegle are always so weird, and I needed a place to keep them. These should be pretty entertaining, considering my weirdness. Enjoy! (I got this idea from serendi-pity but a lot of other people are also doing this) Disclaimer: I do not take credit for any of the actions or words of any of the "str...

I Will End It (SEQUEL TO MIDNIGHT MASSACRE)

5 Seconds of Summer hasn't been musically active since Ashton was thrown in the loony bin. Ashton still sees the other three as demons. The only thing... is it real? Or is it just his imagination? What happens when he leaves to hunt them down?

5SOS PREFERENCES ( DISCONTINUED )

preferences by me on tumblr ( HIGHEST RANKING: fanfiction #10 ) ( cover template by @estreIIas ) ( warning: these were made back in 2014-2016 and i must admit that some of my writing and topics could be problematic, and i apologize in advance for them. ) jess © 2014-2016

#5SOS Fam Only!

This Book Is Filled With Funny Things Related To 5 Seconds Of Summer. Includes,Jokes,Poems,Quotes And MUCH MORE! [Credit: Pinterest, Tumblr, & Google?]

Remember to Forget

"Why do you like the rain so much?" "It reminds me that I'm still alive." (Luke Hemmings Fanfiction) Copyright to Ashley Royer. All things written by Ashley Royer unless otherwise stated. Not affiliated with 5 Seconds of Summer or any other characters mentioned. THIS IS NOT THE FULL BOOK. The full book is publis...

Hilarious Text 2

These are not made by me. All rights go to the people who made them. I just stumbled upon these on the internet. **WARNING: some texts may include rude language or sexual content that some may find offensive. if you find these offensive dont read it.**

Hilarious Texts

Random text fails that I stumbled upon while on the internet. I did not make any of these so all rights go to the people who actually made them and posted them. **WARNING: Sexual content and rude language so if you take offense to these please don't read.**