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  • Surreality
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    Dogs with iPads, men with lizards, and multiple poems are used in this short story collection to explore life, death, and all the silliness in between. Welcome to Surreality Part 1 of The Surreality Series.

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  • My Random Surrealism Inspired Poetry
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    There's this cool radical thingy called 'Surrealism Poetry" where you take the first few words of lyrics of a random song you're listening too, and each word is suppose to be the beginning of a each separate line in your poem! According to the rules of surrealism poetry, the title of each poem you make is suppose to b...

  • "The Unreal Surrealism"
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    Is Love an incident? Or an Accident? Amara McKenzie, a young, vibrant, social bee vehemently comes across the kind of Love she had never imagined. She had the best possible life one can think of. Friends and Fun coloured her teen days. Her carefree attitude makes her infectious. But her fun-filled days come to an end...

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  • Midnight Messages
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    Unknown Number: I buried the body. What now? Me: Umm...what? Unknown Number: Ah shit. Sorry, wrong number! Could you like...delete that message? Me: Will the police be able to track it back to me if i don't? Unknown Number: ...yes. Me: Ok. Deleted. Bye. [Completed] Cover by @daisybrowser

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  • Absurd Haikus, an Autobiography
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    Poems tug against the leash of the constraints of meaning. Words pull back. Highest ranks, #1 in Surrealism, #1 in Absurdity, #1 in Enlightening, #16 among all Poetry.

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  • Everyone Died+My iPhone Stopped Working: An Oral History of The Robot Apocalypse
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    *****WATTYS 2015 WINNER!***** WATTPAD STAFF PICK (9/7/15) In the end, the robots win. But you already knew that. "Everyone Died + My iPhone Stopped Working" is a collection of short interviews with some of the survivors. People who have tremendous insight into the rise of Artificially Intelligent machines or, more of...

  • absurd . | royce love story |™
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    ab·surd • ridiculously unreasonable, unsound, or incongruous . • having no rational or orderly relationship to human life : meaningless . ~*~ " I have no words, or meaning, no anything ." " I love you Jacob ." " People define my life, expecting me to uphold an image that is proclaimed to be me ." " Your my everything...

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  • Cub Raising Association
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    He had always believed in science until one day, a meteorite smashed into his yard, forcing him to bind to a heroic world saving script. The worst thing was that the script didn't even follow common sense. Others become a superhero while he becomes a super-nanny. So in his left hand is a "Cub Encyclopedia" and in the...

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