Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)
„meeting you was like listening to a song for the first time and knowing it would be my favourite." -JJ x fem oc : John b's sister -Outer Banks story line / season 1
𝘋𝘦𝘢𝘳, 𝘑𝘑 (𝘰𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘴) 𝘔𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘬, 𝘐 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘮𝘦. 𝘞𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘴, 𝘖𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘦 𝘔𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘶. A touron that had more blunts than she ca...
𝘪𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘶𝘴 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺, 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘥, 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘦 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘴. season 1 & 2 complete. !currently editing! (jj maybank x oc)
𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐓𝐀𝐋 ⟳ "𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘪 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘳𝘺 𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘪 𝘨𝘦𝘵?" 𝗜𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵, 𝗞𝘆𝗹𝗮 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗿𝗮 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳 𝗴𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗮𝘂𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝘂𝗽 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗣𝗼𝗴𝘂𝗲𝘀' 𝗯𝘂𝗹𝗹𝘀𝗵𝗶𝘁, 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝘁𝗼 𝗽�...
𝗖𝗢𝗨𝗣𝗟𝗘 𝗢𝗙 𝗞𝗜𝗗𝗦 „𝗐𝖾ʼ𝗋𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗇𝖺𝗂𝗏𝖾, 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗒𝗈𝗎ʼ𝗋𝖾 𝗍𝖾𝗅𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗆𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾𝖽𝖺𝗒 𝗐𝖾ʼ𝗅𝗅 𝗋𝗎𝗇 𝗈𝖿𝖿 𝗍𝗈𝗀𝖾𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋" 𝗜𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵, 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽𝗇'𝗍 𝗄𝖾𝖾𝗉 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗄𝗂𝗇𝖽 𝗈𝖿 𝗌𝖾𝖼𝗋𝖾𝗍 𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋. 𝐟𝐞𝐦 𝐨𝐜 𝐱 𝐣𝐣 𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐞�...
JJ MAYBANK X OC - - In which Octavia Thornton, the younger sister of Topper Thornton comes back from boarding school to find out that things in the obx haven't changed one bit, the rivalry between Kooks and Pouges is just as fierce as ever. What happens when Octavia runs into a certain blonde pouge and discovers they...
JUNIPER CLARK always dreamed of going to California, but the grass is always greener on the other side. She's in Cali before she knows it! Just as she wins the heart of her California-best-friend-boyfriend, someone she never thought she'd see again turns up out of the blue. What happens when someone she's loved for so...
~•~ 26 year old, Connor Deluca, is a professional Hockey player in the NHL; who just moved into the expensive Citrus Grove Community. 23 year old, Serena Jade, is the recluse famous author known to the public only under her pen name Skylyn Voss, and is unfortunately Connor's neighbor. Connor moves into the huge and go...
#1 in Young Adult #9 in Badboy #1 in Cold #3 in Goodgirl #1 in Sweetheart #14 in Love *Currently available at Amazon!!!* He'd never met someone with such a bubbly personality. Not to mention the wildness and odd phrases she'd say every five minutes. He hates it. He hates how he can't stay away from it. He hates what s...
𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐰𝐨. gilmore girls universe. 𐙚 | B L U E ˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖ ─── blue eyes like the sea on a cold, rainy day ❝ 𝘉𝘓𝘜𝘌 𝘌𝘠𝘌𝘋 𝘉𝘌𝘈𝘜𝘛𝘠 𝘊𝘈𝘓𝘓𝘌𝘋 𝘓𝘜𝘊𝘠 𝘋𝘈𝘕𝘌𝘚 ❞ Luciana Danes is the daughter of the famous Luke Danes. Beautiful, intelligent, and determined, she's beloved by all in St...
"You know you can't ignore me for too long." Juliana moves to a new town where she finds herself lost in the new world. She realizes her best friends brother, Noah, has grown into his looks over time. She's been harrased by Tristians antics all school year but never knew why. He had his secrets but she had a few of h...
❝ Dear Genevieve, I don't blame you for not believing in love, I didn't until I met you. You have a way of making me feel happy. Being in your proximity makes me feel better than any drug could (Not that I've done drugs). I have to wonder though, what goes on in that pretty little head of yours Genevieve? What goes on...
❝If I liked someone else then why am I laying here with you?❞
She was the perfect small town girl. She was smart, kind, and polite to everyone she met. But she had big dreams, dreams that went far beyond the town of Stars Hollow. That's how she and her sister ended up at one of the best high schools in Connecticut, but they didn't realize how much their lives would change when t...
"if he's a serial killer, then what's the worst that could happen to a girl who's already hurt? i'm already hurt." Moving to New York for college was supposed to be a fresh start for them. Getting out of Woodsborro after the Ghostface attacks of Amber Freeman and Richie Kirsch. So why is it that more people are being...
𝑨 𝑩𝒓𝒊𝒅𝒈𝒆𝒓𝒕𝒐𝒏 𝑺𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚.. 𝑆𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝐹𝑜𝑢𝑟 In the new season, Elodie Bridgerton, Eloise's twin sister, may have unexpectedly caught the interest of a boy. Violet's Masquerade Ball, renowned for its matchmaking magic, sets the perfect stage for this incoming romance. Amidst the glittering lights and sw...
It was a time when young girls where raised to be proper lady wives. men battled for the best wife, families payed to have there daughters married off. young and carefree, Arabella the young lass of her family finds herself being married off to the laird of Mackay in the Scottish highlands. will love come or will som...
BOOK III in the Lockwood series Ugene Chesire, the right hand man to King Jaxson, the gentleman whom is right on time with his schedule to bring forth a calm palace, but don't we all have flaws within our paths? The obsession that was slowly overtaking the gentleman day by day over the familiar doe eyed lady that work...
❝ 𝐴 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑟𝑜𝑠𝑒， 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑠𝑒𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑡 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒. ❞ Anna read out loud, while I was staring at the flower that Lord Tewksbury gave me. ❁ I always was sort of different. It wasn't my looks, my health or my social status. It was my mind. I am sick of men telling us, women, what to do. I am sick of my m...
'You and Evil Spawn? No way' 'Is it so hard to believe Mer?' 'Well you are happy, fun. He is miserable and evil' Season 1- Season 5 Book 1 in the Angel Series
Twenty-three year old (Y/n) (L/n) is an intelligent and well respected woman and an incredible poet with a well known published book. Although, at times she can be irrational, stubborn, aggressive, and sometimes even a little inappropriate. She's definitely not the type of woman you'd expect in 1885, especially one i...
"𝚨 𝐠𝛐𝛐𝐝 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐠𝐢v𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝛐𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐦 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝛐𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝛐𝐫𝐦𝐬 𝐚𝐭 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝛐 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝛐𝐮 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝛐𝐫𝐞" - Atticus ~ In which Lucy Blackthorne and her family return to The Ton for her first season as a debutante, in search of her perfect match, but t...
"I was brought here because of her, but I stayed because of you." (Book 1) (Season 3A) (Stiles Stilinski x OC) (Teen wolf/Marvel crossover) {Teen Wolf Centric} Started 4/19/2022 Completed 7/21/2022
"Curiosity killed the kitty Miss Adams." My body stiffened. Slowly I turned around just to see Mr. Parker standing in front of me with hands in his trouser pockets. I bit my lip. I thought he would be angry but when I looked at him. His face showed no emotion. He then started walking towards me I moved back. This con...
"You're staring at him again," Valentina sighs. "Hm?" I responded, not catching on to what Valentina was inferring. She tugs on my arm and shakes her head, chuckling. "You were staring at Mateo." She takes a sip of her coffee, looking up at me. "I'm not," I reply, "I was just daydreaming in his direction, it's his fau...
"𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙮 𝙗𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡!" 𝙊𝙝 𝙣𝙤 𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙞𝙙𝙣'𝙩 ⭑･ﾟﾟ･*:༅｡.｡༅:*ﾟ:*:✼✿ ✿✼:*ﾟ:༅｡.｡༅:*･ﾟﾟ･⭑ The Porters and Phillips never got along well. But what happens when Harley Porter has to babysit her brother's worst enemy?
( this book is currently being HEAVILY edited. I suggest not reading unless you are okay with slight errors.) In which a 40 year old Italian man falls into the trap of an 22 year old seductress, who babysits his children. *** Our eyes stayed on each other as I reached her, grabbing hold of her neck, gently, but with...
