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  • Waist-Deep In Walmart
    10.9M 257K 25

    "As I sat on the toilet, I realized how badass I was being. First of all, I (kind of) broke into Walmart; Second, I was (kind of) plotting to steal toilet paper; and third, I was doing all this while a hurricane was brewing outside." Ellie wanted a quick trip to Walmart to buy some toilet paper for her mom. A minute i...

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  • 5sos shiz [2k14 summer edition]
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    5sos shiziness and all the random fangirling crapola PLEASE EXCUSE ANY FETUS SHIZ IN HERE BC I WROTE THIS A LONG TIME AGO ____________________ © royalmukes 2k14 [summer] highest ranking: Random #20 / Humor #83

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  • skin
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    【We all wear masks, and the time comes when we cannot remove them without removing some of our own skin.】 -Andre Berthiaume ♦♢♦♢♦♢♦ these are the stories of those who will never be happy with who they are.

  • the ripper || irwin
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    "Well, Miss Alice, Haven't you ever heard of Jack the Ripper?"

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  • the stars
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    gus; [noun] 1. the only boy who likes the stars © ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. 2014. N. A.

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  • ugly - hood
    21K 868 10

    "She was fucking ugly."

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