Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...
Mythology/Fairytale!AU in which Louis is a dainty fairy with a temper who wants to be intimidating and Harry hurts people. Naturally, they hate each other. (Featuring Liam, the big and not-so-bad wolf who's got a thing for humans, Zayn, a human with supernaturally good looks, and Niall, the cupid who just wants his jo...
After quitting the Auror department at the ripe old age of twenty two, Harry Potter finds a nice, uneventful job in an apothecary. At least, it's uneventful until his old rival Draco Malfoy comes into the shop. They strike up an unlikely friendship, which evolves into an increasingly convoluted scheme, which then sno...
He was shaking, bleeding and scared. There was a slightly stunned look in his eyes - as if he were drugged, and he looked as if he had been assaulted. Among the injuries that James could identify, his right arm was the one that attracted the most attention, being a mixture of black and red. He was completely soaked. "...
ℂ𝕠𝕞𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕖 ✔︎ 𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖'𝕤 𝕟𝕠 𝕤𝕦𝕔𝕙 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒𝕤 𝕒 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕠 𝕠𝕟 𝕍𝕒𝕝𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕖'𝕤 𝕕𝕒𝕪. (𝔼𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥𝕙 𝕐𝕖𝕒𝕣, 𝕤𝕦𝕣𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕖 𝕤𝕦𝕣𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕖) 𝔻𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕖𝕕: 𝕄𝕒𝕪 𝟙𝟛𝕥𝕙, 𝟚𝟘𝟚𝟘 𝔻𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕚𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕕: 𝕁𝕦𝕝𝕪 𝟙𝟝𝕥𝕙, 𝟚𝟘𝟚𝟘 𝔽𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕝 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕕 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕟�...
[Book 12] A war is coming. The very fate of our universe is at stake. If they fail, we're doomed. If they succeed, whoopdee-friggin'-doo. Or so Hades, lord of the Greek Underworld, seems to think. The god with a shield of sarcastic armor and a stone cold heart. But even the coldest of gods seek warmth. It's too bad no...
A grumpy boy Cinderella and a childish prince-what could possibly go wrong?! Cinder is a young shoemaker who just wants to do his job. The only one to support his irresponsible stepmother and stepsisters, the last thing on his mind is the prince's ball. He'd much rather stay home alone and clean...too bad his fairy go...
Max Codham is Calamity, the ruthlessly hilarious villain with the worst of luck and the coolest of BB guns. Kevin Weld is Captain Kind, the strong, humble superhero who always shows up to save the day, no matter how hard the job. They are sworn enemies, battling every week in the streets and back corners of LA. But t...
(Book 3) I know when I can't have something I want. I'm old enough to know that now, but why is it that there's always that one something that I want so badly it hurts? And the worse part is knowing that he's married and in love with someone else... [Cover by: NattyKat]
(Sequel to I Kissed A Boy) I'm supposed to be a normal teenager dealing with evil girlfriends, exams, basketball, and drugs, but nope. Rick Patterson makes it his duty in life to stalk me relentlessly, trying to get me to like him, but it won't work! I won't let it! (boyxboy) [Cover by: NattyKat]
(Book 1) It was just an accident. I had never meant to kiss Blake Patterson, supposedly the school's biggest douche bag. He wasn't supposed to be the good guy, the guy who made me happy, the guy who made my stomach flutter, but here we are, fighting the world. Together? (boyxboy love story) [Cover by: NattyKat]
(The cover has been changed) Leo is an extraterrestrial who blew up Mars one to many times. Now he is sent to Earth on a little... break. On earth he meets a clumsy boy named Mark and his best friend who keeps pushing them together. Can they help him get back what was rightfully his? Lost ships, aliens in love...
i'm gonna try to write a proper description. don't take this seriously at all really i wrote this for a laugh that's all (i was also 14 so i don't recommend this its kinda cringy) crackfic fr this is not a full on texting story, there's some real life action going on and also some texting in the middle of some chaps...
Wheeler Trevil wants to be the most powerful witch in the world. The only problem? He has no magical abilities whatsoever. However, Wheeler's luck changes when he meets a demon who offers him unlimited power all for the small cost of his immortal soul. With his new abilities, Wheeler thinks he can finally achieve his...
Art credit for cover: @MariaHideki https://www.deviantart.com/maria-hideki A Potions accident gone wrong leaves Harry and Draco holding hands for a month. The two enemies are forced to share a room, sit at tables together, and share classes. Tensions rise, but will the two prevail? And can they become more than just e...
If there's one thing that Draco Malfoy yearns for, it's seeing Harry Potter in pain. How that happens, he doesn't care. When Potter's name is pulled out of the Goblet of Fire, Draco sees it as the perfect opportunity to fulfill his greatest desire. Except Saint Potter has luck swimming in his veins. He needs to be dis...
This is a story about Harry meeting up with Draco Malfoy four years after the war. And a story about Harry, well, not hating his job per say, but it's not like he has much to compare it to and it seemed fine. His whole life seemed fine. Then Malfoy came along with and his flashy suits and fast car making everything se...
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant. Rated Mature.
When Pansy bets Draco that there is no chance he and Harry could carry out a genuine romantic relationship, he and Harry form a plan. But as their fake relationship progresses, Draco sees a side of Harry he never expected. Harry is struggling with something, pushing it far down inside him where he doesn't have to ackn...
If there's one thing that Draco Malfoy yearns for, it's seeing Harry Potter in pain. How that happens, he doesn't care. When Potter's name is pulled out of the Goblet of Fire, Draco sees it as the perfect opportunity to fulfill his greatest desire. Except Saint Potter has luck swimming in his veins. He needs to be dis...
Louis, to his horror, attends an elitist university in which the name Zayn Malik means something, Niall Horan doesn't stop talking, there are pianos everywhere, and Harry Styles, only son of a drug-addled, clinically insane ex-rocker, has a perfect smile and empty eyes. All credits go to ©️ Velvetoscar.
They couldn't be more different. Ridley is a knight in shining white armor, so perfect in every way that it makes people hardly able to stand him. Prince Vandel on the other hand (aka the evil demon prince of darkness) is the sworn enemy of the kingdom, obsessed with gaining power and wearing beautiful clothes. The tw...
Harry Styles is going into his third year of university and he's going to talk to the boy with blue eyes and pretty ankles he's been crushing on for the last two years if it's the last thing he does. With the help of his friends, he's thrown into a few awkward situations along the way.
FOR LOVE AND ADMIRATION. - "Name's Newt. And it seems like you're my new roommate", Newt introduced himself to the brunet that had just walked into the room. It was his first year at the Glade, the best college you could go to with next to no money. The brunet took the offered hand and shook it with a smile. "I'm Thom...
