Funny Stories and Jokes (completed)

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Complete Stories You Must Read!

A Gift in the Dark

A collection of paranormal, horror and fantasy short stories woven around old legends, odd characters, the occasional werewolf and the darkness within, some of which have been published or picked up the odd award. There are things you cannot see unless they want to be seen, and some legends linger on despite the mod...

She Looks So Perfect (Luke Hemmings)+ extras

BOOK ONE IN THE NUKE SERIES “If you dont swim, you'll drown." 8 years ago Nicole left Australia to move to America with her father to pursue a sports career (thanks to her friend Luke). Since then she hasn't seen her best friend nor have they talked. A lot has happened, both to Nicole and Lu...

No Life to Lose

James Kirkpatrick's difficult life leads him to take solace in virtual reality—a momentary peace soon shattered by mystery, intrigue, and unseen forces bent on plunging the world into chaos. An epic tale of love, loss, and the boundless influence of technology, No Life to Lose examines our fears, our hopes, the price...

Teen Posts

Its all in the title bro.

Dearest Kit

Lana doesn't like the way people fit in, she has never found someone with whom she connects with enough to bear her soul to them. She reaches out to a celebrity, someone whom she's watched on the big screen countless times, in a hopeless attempt to find meaning in her, otherwise dreary, life. Everything was fine, but...

5SOS Shit

Random shit related to 5SOS that the 5SOSFAM should know about because 5SOS is awesome. CAUTION: You may have a feels attack and/or a laughing fit. Credit to Tumblr :) Humor #674 9/9/14 COMPLETE :)

Bad Secrets

The Abby Diaries

Abby and Asher come from a family of witches. When they learn that Brooklyn is a witch as well, the three become fast friends. But Brooklyn wants more than the life she has now. She wants power, popularity and love...and she's willing to do anything to get it. "The Abby Diaries" is written from the perspective of Abby...

ACROSS THE BLACK PLAINS

An alien invasion in the Old Midwest forces a retired 'spellslinger' to pick up his guns and fight to save his family.

The Rule of Thirds

Sixteen-year-old Pippa Greene never goes anywhere without her camera. She and her best friend/supermodel-in-training Dace long ago mapped out their life plan: Pippa will be the noted fashion photographer, and Dace the cover girl. But ever since last spring, things have changed for Pippa — and her junior year at Spaldi...

oceanswing

i know who i am. and i know who i do not want to be. i am easy in my own skin even while i struggle. i am anything but perfect, but that is okay. and i love the ocean. many of these have something to do with that. i also love people who live there. the rest of these have something to do with them. some have nothing to...

Always the Bride

A Wattpad featured story. I was just an ordinary girl-independent, a lover of life, easy-going, a girl who took everything in her stride-then I got my heart broken. Then I met Gregory. Then I got married. Then.... my entire life became one big, complicated mess. I didn't intend for it to get this out of control. But h...

So Very True

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The Musical Masterpiece

Just some song lyrics. They range from post-hardcore to pop. Some of my favorite songs <3 I have mixed music tastes. Sorry if you don't like some of the songs but just skip them please. Also give me some songs to listen to! I like to try new things! And if i like it ill post the lyrics for it! Thank you :*

The Final Death (Haunted)

Vampires, vengeful ghosts and Voodoo are all in a day's work for Cassidy Kincaide, owner of Trifles and Folly, an antique and curio store in historic, haunted Charleston, SC whose real mission is to get dangerous magical objects off the market and out of the wrong hands. When developers disturb old graves, Cassidy and...

The Steeps

Hot city skateboarder Casey Janz shames himself in a near-fatal wipeout involving the cops, winds up living in the Rockies with his estranged ski-bum father, a rogue charmer who's juggling serious gambling debts. The two team up with a foxy ski patrol girl to turn Casey snowboard racer (and spark a volatile romance)...

Kidnapped

Kayla is a little crazy. Marisa is just the same. Kayla and Marisa are best friends, typical teenage girls going to a typical high school. But it's not so typical when they get kidnapped at their neighborhood park and taken to Paris where they meet two mysterious twin brothers (Harry Styles and Liam Payne). Together...

There will be time

WARNING: 'There will be time to murder and create, And time for all the works and days of hands That lift and drop a question on your plate; Time for you and time for me, And time yet for a hundred indecisions, And for a hundred visions and revisions, Before the taking of a toast and tea.'

Yours Truly, Louis- Larry AU

"It's true, I crave you." Where Louis' a hardcore fanboy and loves Harry Styles a lot. (One Direction is Four Direction)

Changed

Lauren Jauregui life turn upside down in just one night. All it took was one night. But here's the thing, she doesn't remember what happen that night. Waking up the next morning, she has changed physically and that shocks her but what shocks her more is what happen that night. She is a high suspect of a murderer. The...

Stay Tuned

What happens when a #1 news team becomes the top story instead of reporting it? For TV producer Melissa Moore, crisis management comes with the job. From employee disputes to her high-maintenance boss, there’s not much she hasn’t seen or can’t handle. But no one—including Melissa—expects a fistfight during the ten o’c...

STALKING SAPPHIRE (Sapphire Dubois: Book 1)

Despite the illusion Sapphire Dubois presents to the rest of the world, she is not just your stereotypical 22-year old Beverly Hills heiress; she hunts serial killers. While her fellow heirs spend their nights with trending celebs and drugs at the hottest club, Sapphire secretly spends hers luring, capturing, and anon...

Adopted by who! (Yogscast fanfic)

A girl called elissa was dumped at an orphanage in bristol for most of her life and she was thinking that she would be there untill she was 18 untill one day when someone special came and changed her life forever. When she is adopted her life gets turned around with secrets, yogscast and a man who wont leave her alone...

Dark Places

An acclaimed, award-winning thriller, published and translated around the world, now freely available on Wattpad. Paul Wood is a modern vagabond, a man who chooses to leave the comforts of San Francisco to spend months backpacking through some of the world's most challenging terrain. While hiking in the Himalayas, Pau...

Promise You Won't Tell?

"I think something might have happened to me Saturday night. Something bad." Private Investigator Dani Ripper's client list is nuttier than the Looney Tunes conga line, but she diligently solves one crazy case after another, waiting for a game-changer. Enter Riley Freeman, 17-year-old honor student. Saturday afternoo...

is it still a joke now?

The utter most inner thoughts and feelings of one who has but no other way to express them and therefore without a pen a paper she very much may spontaneously combust in an explosion of secrets bottled up for far far too long. : )

Tree of Life

You are now reading Books I and II in a combined format. They are presented here as a single volume. Book I is about a thirteen year old boy's journey into magical healing. It is a time of awakening. Awakening to who you are, what you are meant to be, of friends and young love, of power and its use for good or evil. B...

Wayward: Fetching Tales from a Year on the Road

Wayward: Fetching Tales from a Year on the Road is a hilarious and heartfelt ride around the world, wherein the author eats dog, obsesses about chewing gum, gets stranded on an island, does dirty things, reveres rock n roll and muses about everything from death to Star Trek to the President Obama to jail time. Now ava...