ᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴠɪʟ || ʀᴀᴅɪᴏᴀᴘᴘʟᴇ
❝Lucifer is just upset because my cane is significantly better, his seems to be a bit too girthy. Perhaps he is compensating for something." "Like you'd know." "Can we please stop talking about my dad's dick?❞ • where alastor and lucifer fight over who is the better father to charlie. also available on ao3