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Trials In Love And Space (Billford)

Bill is in Theraprism facing trial after trial until he can prove to Axolotl that he has changed. His goal: reunite with Stanford. Stanford is living his life with Stanley, two old men having a good time. But Bill overshadows Ford's life. What will happen when Ford gives Bill another chance because of Axolotl? How w...

A HUMAN'S TOUCH | billford

❛ i need a human's touch but you don't need me ❜ billford in 2024?? ✧ a retelling of canon and non-canon experiences as explained by the book of bill. how their partnership began and how they fell apart, how ford falls into an obsession and worships bill like a god, how bill loves him like a demon.

no-one saw me (not in the way you did)

Stan is the captain of South Park's ice hockey team. Kyle is a top figure skater that's closed himself off from the world. Neither of them are nearly as in control of their lives as they'd lead you to believe.

Handplates - Pills -

Two white pills sit in front of Sans. They're white, whiter than his chapped bones, and they're round and smooth. Where did they come from? Certainly, he never saw the Doc making them, and they haven't been out on his desk... So, by all logic, they must have come from outside. Sans smirks - these pills have already se...

Another Chance: A Cuprevitz Story

hello guys it's me shuley, once again, me and cupro have taken a joke too far. This is a thing now. WE DONT SLEEP BECAUSE OF THIS. I'd like to thank my Roddy pookie bear being my editor/writer and Denzel (AKA ROBIN, GUYS ITS ROBIN) for drawing stuff (and cupro for actually working on it :3)

Another Chance: A Cuprevitz Story (Cupro's POV)

This is not a true story and is a massive trashpost. Read at your own risk. Shulevitz's POV at https://www.wattpad.com/1393655915.

shuley x norway

ShuWay!! (added by Lullian). The silly fanfic set place during WWII. I am not sure what exact this is about... BUT its a satire fanfic. Thank you to Geo for helping me make this horrid fanfic, ily man!

A CROW'S CH ARTBOOK

I HIGHLY RECOMMEND YOU READ MY BOOKS FIRST TO AVOID SPOILERS!!! Doodles, designs and other things I feel like are worth putting out. This will most likely be dedicated to CH, WWMS and any other future books. If you have anything you would like to see, comment it and I might doodle it! This is my art book so obviously...

Pale (COUNTRYHUMANS)

"Have you noticed America has been looking..kinda strange recently?" "I wouldn't worry too much about him"

Not My Fic [Countryhuman X Reader]

Countryhuman x Reader! You a high school senior almost out of school. One day at a diner with your friend you see something you didn't think was real. You've only ever read about countryhumans in stories but seeing two of them in front of you?! [Completed] 4 • 24 • 2020 Book Cover made by me! Please don't use it anywh...

Mine to keep~ [USSR x READER](under editing)

SO yes.. as you may know.. This is a soviet x reader story.. some parts may be very cringy so beware. i wrote this book a year ago. still updates though!! :)) also check my UN x reader

Bow Down To Your New King ~USSR X Reader~

You were a trooper who worked for the Axis force, until one day, someone framed you for betrayal of the force, with that, you were kicked out, and left out in the harsh war environment. You had lost all hope of survival, until you thought you saw your guardian angels come lift you up, but no... it was The Allies! They...

Game Over [ Countryhumans X Reader ]

(COMPLETED) You are a mortal girl with a mortal life you're nothing special, at least you think so. Being able to do something other humans can't, you meet a mysterious figure that changes your life forever. [ Contains (a lot ): Violence, Suicide mentions, Mental Health, cannibalism etc, You have been warned. ] Cover...

Imaginary Friend (RusAme) [Completed]

When Russia receives a magical pencil from a friend and uses it to create magical friend, he gets used to living with someone who only he can see.

Personality swap(Completed)

It's a normal day in the UN's building. Everyone is in their normal routine. Until someone added something in each countries water bottles. What will happen next day?

some of dat countryhumans memes n pics

imma post more on dis lol

Countryhumans Zodiac

The Cover isn't mine, it belongs the owner of this drawing, the drawing is Cute by the way ÙwÚ This is my first zodiac book of the fandom.

Countryhumans Murder Mystery

Disclaimer-In this AU relationships may or may not be happening. such as Gerpol and Canada x Ukraine in this story America hosts a party at his house. of course, he wants to do something stupid and they decide to sleepover at a "haunted" house in the neighbourhood. little do they know they made the wrong decision...

Spirits [DSMP AU]

MCYT AU! - TW: there are suicide mentions so read at your own discretion - - no nsfw (obviously) started: 21 October 2020 ended: 23 April 2021 [This is so old and shitty I'm actually going to explode if someone votes for a chapter again]

Stick to the Script

As a fan of the Dream SMP, you suddenly find yourself stuck in their world. "Dream, until today, your life has been part of a roleplay in Minecraft that I've watched", I exclaim. Dream freezes. I watch as he raises a shaky hand and lifts the mask up his face. I now stare into confused green eyes. "What did you just s...

GASA4: Aftersnack

This is about an alternate universe that takes place after all the madness in GASA4: Snackcore. In this world, the game somehow went past it's limits due to a bug, presenting more gameplay content for the player to complete. Who knows what type of new adventure awaits us? (The story may not make sense in the first few...

Bob's Other World: Side Stories

Make sure you read the original Bob's Other World before proceeding with this one! This book consists of different stories in the universe of the story. Whether they take place before or after, discover more about the world that the trio live in! Will there be a special guest? Who knows haha

aftermath (a silly bobs onslaught fic)

what happened after the onslaught incident? is ron actually dead? what happened to bob? what's going on with little man? well... this fic is what i think would happen after the onslaught incident! - no ships included! (except for bob x opheebop) - no serious stuff going on on most parts! - the whole fic is just for fu...

Bob's Other World (A Bob's Onslaught AU)

This AU was created by me! But the characters are from Bob's Onslaught, obviously. None of the events in this story are connected to the original mod! Ron was your average student. The only child in a normal family, a group of friends in school, and a family friend, he sometimes wished his life was something special...

❗Expunged × Bendu ❗

This story has been discontinued since I have completely left the dave and bambi fandom and I have no idea what to write now. If you're new I still hope you enjoy some bits of the story😁

The Days Union Oneshots

Hi. This is my first book I'm writing/typing. This will be a Days Union x Reader, most of these will be for fun though :-) ------- Includes: - Bad writing :-) - Days Union ------- That's all really, other than I hope you enjoy this book :-P ------- Cover by me

"Infinite" (fem!Reader x Roblox Myths)

You x various Roblox myths. This isn't a oneshot book but some chapters may be requested! The story is a partial real life AU and also, the reader is female, I would've made it non-binary but I had cute idea's in mind??? I'm sorry ;-;

British Problems: A Guide To Being British

Listen here you little shits, I am going to teach you how to be British

Gravity Falls Zodiacs

Which Character are you? Who's your enemy in Gravity Falls? What's your Character's quote? Let's see what's your zodiac! P.S. : 100000000000% not accurate and it's super random Gravity Falls belongs to Alex Hirsch