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  • The LORD in our DOCS (Lord Farquaad x Murdoc Niccals)
    600 33 4

    This is a story where Farquaad, the nice theatre kid, the soft boy from school meets the very bad rebel kid who is SECRETLY VERY KAWAII, Murdoc. Will they fall in love? Will Murdoc ever stop picking on poor Farquaad? Read to find out. (A/N; THIS IS A REAL STORY NOT A FUNNY JOKE, I AM GOING TO WORK HARD ON THIS, HARDER...

  • Will you be my milf? (Mordecai x Twilight Sparkle)
    2.9K 27 17

    Will Mordecai and Twilight get married or while peter griffin ruin everything Started: May 5, 2021 CW: hot steamy sexy sex probably cover art: cedarrats

  • peanut butter sandwich x reader
    472 9 6

    you fall in love with a peanut butter sandwich and have their babies

  • group chat for the sinners 😼
    4.9K 15 3

    if u in that one comment from that marichat smut book 😃

  • Meemaw x trump
    5.3K 112 6

    I had the impulse to write this and it took and hour don't expect much

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  • Jrump- a joe biden x trump lOvE story💕
    9.8K 133 7

    After the heated debate enimes Joe and Trump meet up and the sexual tension builds up🤤

  • Biden x Trump
    62.8K 632 5

    Biden x Trump ship 😉😉😈 Smut very much smut If you couldn't notice, this is a joke 😓🤔

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  • shrek x y/n Evil
    2.4K 122 25

    what will y/n feel about the new classmate? Shrek stiwtmen,a silly guy transferred schools to try to be like nanno but better,the most evil one,Shrek is evil and wants to stay like that,it was half perfect until he actually transferred schools,he got bullied but he got revenge like nanno did and would never let him se...

  • The fault in our Shrek
    22.9K 1.3K 1

    V sad.

  • Roblox bible studies
    18K 518 8

    Roblox memes basically and bible enjoy

    Completed  
  • ~Muscular Elmo x reader~
    26.5K 731 21

    An extraordinary tale

  • Trump X Obama
    19.6K 240 10

    It's hot. So very hot.

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  • Shrek x Barry B Benson (2020 ver)
    36.9K 674 13

    !! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ

  • Tutorial of how to poop
    204K 3.7K 14

    This tutorial will tell you something awsome and intresting you will enjoy of this adventure in the bathroom

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  • Fifty shades of bread
    29K 998 13

    Don't Here's a steamy, poetic, lustful, betray filled book with a plot twist end. Don't ask I was very, very, very, very, very, very bored.

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  • Table x reader
    39.6K 862 6

    (Y/n), after attempting suicide, has found a soothing table. But what happens when feelings blossom between the two?

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  • Garlic bread x reader
    45.7K 1.2K 7

    basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you

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  • Tim X moby
    74.9K 615 15

    I have no clue what I am doing really ~~~ THIS IS A JOKE. Don't take any of this seriously

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  • Sangwoo x Obama (⚠️TW: DADDY ISSUES⚠️)
    7.9K 250 10

    can i put my balls in yo jaws

  • Alvin X Levi (⚠️ tragedy ⚠️)
    12.7K 313 12

    when two young star crossed lovers happen to be in a line together at subway, an unusual, yet romantic tune starts playing, could this change their lives forever...?

  • Mr Clean x Levi 😏😏
    6.1K 130 5

    Levi found love out of his cleaning obsession! They are pretty perfect if I do say so myself 😌

  • Donald Trump x Reader (!!!CANCER!!!)
    24.4K 317 7

    Trumpie see, Trumpie do, and Trumpie see you.

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  • A Different Love //Mafia Elmo x reader
    202K 4.9K 32

    when you first started dating Elmo you thought he was a sweet, soft, kind guy. But it didn't take long before you found out he was a mafia Mafia boss. how will this mafia stuff affect your life?is Elmo really the right guy for you? will big bird steal your heart? there's only one way to find out read the story! this...

  • caillou x barney
    10.7K 112 11

    a stupid love story between caillou and barney that i made cause its quarantine. also would just like to say i am not trying to disrespect anyone. this is just for fun <3

  • Austin X Pablo
    22.4K 495 13

    😩 the backyardigans or whatever guys castaways !!!! 😏😏 austin yandere??? 😶😶 WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONH WIRH YALL i get so many mf comments putting the blame for this story on me 😐 i mean yeah i wrote it but i'm not making you read shit. don't act the the victim when you're so shocked after reading about austin havi...

  • Elmo X Kermit
    26.6K 681 28

    A man named Elmo and a man puppet named Kermit fall in love. They were childhood friends, but Kermit moved away, instead of living on Sesame Street, he lives on Disappointment island. That 384738377 miles away from his love. What will he do? We have no clue. Why? Because none of this happens in the story. Again, why...

  • kool-aid Man X Gordan Ramsay
    72.8K 1.1K 11

    Kool aid man and gordan do the naughty (。•̀ᴗ-)✧

  • among us smut
    92.5K 782 13

    THIS IS HUST JOKES DONT ATTACK ME PLS also these aren't my characters . all credit goes to innersloth i jusy wrote this incredibly disyrurbing fic 👍🏻

  • You're my Sussy - Cursed ship one shots
    21.4K 266 10

    Don't take this seriously Spicy Yhmmmm yeah Don't copy either

  • 𝒢𝒾𝓋ℯ 𝓂ℯ 𝓎ℴ𝓊𝓇 𝒸𝓇𝒶𝒷𝒷𝓎 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝓉𝓎(a squidward x spongebob fanfic)
    81.1K 758 10

    yeah yeah ayo singing challenge if I win I get your windshield wipers