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  • lightning sperm
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    Hsuwns

  • the abortion squad 2: revenge of the sperm cells
    10 1 1

    Vyegzushixe

  • the megadeth mafia
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  • 40 Ways To Annoy Dave Mustaine
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    Here you can find ways to annoy the Megadeth frontman. Don't actually do these things to him. He won't be too happy to say the least. Dave if you somehow find this story, I am so sorry. This is meant to be a joke.

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  • IN MY DARKEST HOUR (DAVE MUSTAINE)
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    in which Dave Mustaine falls in love with the destructible Silver valentine .

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  • Gyro! stop force feeding me food!!!!
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    This was meant to be a joke.....but then I got invested in it.......so now idk what this is. it contains force feeding in it......a lot.......its gyro x reader to....im not sure how its gonna end but it wont drop it I promise. This is my first fan fic (?) btw.

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  • Crazy noisy bizarre mall😏😏😏
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    Bozos go to mall 😳😳😳 and perhaps, just perhaps, they cause a little clatter. A little disturbance, if you will. A slight hubbub 😏😏 you'll wanna read my previous story before this one🥸 I am now a proud crackfic writer. Like honestly these are too much fun to do once again ⚠️shid and fard warning⚠️ oh yeah, again...

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  • conga
    79 8 5

    Come💃on🕺shake💃your🕺body💃do🕺that💃conga🕺know💃you🕺cant💃control🕺yourself💃any🕺longer💃🕺💃🕺💃