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based on true events

the bangtan plants

in which a girl who takes care of her seven precious talking plants every day. highest : #92 in humor omg

for rainy days | bts

a collection of bangtan blurbs that i needed to pen down before they got lost somewhere in the white matter of my brain. inspired by the one and only @yolgurt and her lovely "happiness" series which always makes me smile.

real husbands of seoul | bts

❝ wreaking havoc and living lavish. ❞

Delivery Gone Wrong [Editing]

On July 6th, in celebration of National Fried Chicken Day: Namjoon SEEMS calm but is lowkey having a mental breakdown. Jin is silent along with Hoseok, and Yoongi looks like his head will bust out in flames any second now. Taehyung's a blind moron that can't read the situation, while Jimin's a floundering goldfish w...

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

When Kim Namjoon becomes the commanding officer of Brooklyn's 99th precinct, he soon realizes that with the job comes babysitting six chaotic officers. ━━━━━━━━ "I didn't know tazing the microwave would start a fire!" Jungkook argued. "Well did you think it was going to fucking...

gay

"it's not gay if we call it a brojob!" (06/2016-10/2016)

something in the water ∙ jjk ✓

➵ r18+! friends to lovers / camping au ∙ jeon jeongguk ; waking up to your best friend slamming his fist against your front door at the ass-crack of dawn is no pleasant occurrence. well, that's until you discover he's accompanied by your mismatched gang of pals, and the one and only jeon jeongguk. jeon I-want-you-to-f...

extra cheese, please! ∙ jjk ✓

➵ friends to lovers au ∙ jeon jeongguk ; jeongguk prays for a silver lining. but he never realised it would come in the form of his drunken, cleavage-bearing housemate and a text message at one in the morning.

Prank Call || KSJ

❝I wanna see you in cat ears, and on your knees.❞ ❝Say shit like this one more time and I'll fuck you like a dumb whore.❞ *** Pranks are harmless, they said. Whoever said that fuckery was utterly wrong because if pranks were harmless, that wouldn't have almost made her bankrupt and the hottest model in Korea. OFFICE A...

wrong number | namkook

texting au! coconutboi: so can I like eat your ass,, or... monieonmymind: i'm going to block u coconutboi: cOcKbLoCk me? smh >>humor<< ©myhearteumelts,2018

suicide ☏ hotline | jhs

he's a volunteer at suicide hotline, she's a victim of attempting suicide.

kiwi | kim taehyung

❝ 021-819-4426: so what's my name in your phone? ;) ❞ « in which five teens come together in a group chat to cheat on mr. kang's physics exams.

terrible chat room ➵ twice

warning: this group chat is a mess

Multigg; Incorrect quotes!

TAKEN THIS FROM TUMBLR. THIS IS FOR GG STANS(mostly Twice, Blackpink, Red velvet, Gfriend) KAY! [S̲̲̅̅A̲̲̅̅Y̲̲̅̅ ̲̲̅̅N̲̲̅̅O̲̲̅̅ ̲̲̅̅T̲̲̅̅O̲̲̅̅ ̲̲̅̅F̲̲̅̅A̲̲̅̅N̲̲̅̅W̲̲̅̅A̲̲̅̅R̲̲̅̅S̲̅]

peppa pig x dora

In this 100% Family Friendly fanfic, Peppa pig and Dora The Explorer have grown up and now happen to be roommates at college. What could possibly happen when you throw these two together? Marriage. They get happily married. That's the story summarized. If you want the full story with more detail I encourage you to re...

new message • kth

•in which a kim taehyung receives a new message from an unknown number• •🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑🌒🌓🌔🌕• ❝ 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘸𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨?? ❞ ❝ 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘴 ❞ ❝ 𝙞 𝙗𝙚𝙩 𝙗𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙢𝙮...

Incorrect gg things (1)

(Not all are original,credits to their owners)join them on their adventures with each other and being total crackheads Other Groups may be included Main groups: Twice Itzy Blackpink (In the later chaps:) Izone Loona Red velvet

𝗚𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗽 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗹 | 𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐤𝐲𝐮𝐮 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐟𝐢𝐜

» 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐀𝐘 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐒𝐏𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐍 « » 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄 𝐈𝐒 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐏, 𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐊 « » 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐑 𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐓? « (𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐯 𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐞𝐬𝐭, 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬, 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐲)