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  • cowboy time !
    223 3 1

    the worst thing ive ever written

  • the japan house
    332 9 4

    y/n time travels and meets david sylvian and the band, wow so cool. I pulled this out of my ass.

  • japanties
    510 3 2

    i wrote this at 5 am all for the purpose of having Microsoft text to speech read it aloud during a skype call and mispronounce everything. this was a big mistake. i dont even listen to japan.

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  • ant fic 2
    320 8 3

    i am so sorry

    Completed   Mature
  • morrissey pimp slaps dat ass
    3.3K 69 7

    yes he does

  • japan crackhead book [ON HOLD]
    1.6K 32 8

    japæn memes, art and shitposts about japæn we got: sylvo mick steve richie rob japæn Note: Things I say in this book are obviously satire. It's just for fun 👁👁 [This book is on hold until further notice]

  • The Smiths Text😳🤭
    5.8K 139 11

    this is really gay and uh- yeah😎😎 blease enjoy this hsuhsghshs

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  • nightporter
    332 9 6

    A story of how a young college gal meets Japan and eventually gets to fall for the frontman, David Sylvian; (This is in the same universe as my story; The Student and the Professor, HOWEVER, the timelines DO NOT intersect)

  • my stupid ass book
    4.6K 337 204

    this book is kind of like a diary i guess idk😤😤

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  • my stupid ass book 2
    646 48 17

    this is kind of like a diary i guess?😳

  • Almonds Are Nuts? Perhaps.
    129 5 1

    Adam ant and marc almond and david sylvian are like hanging out watchin some sick ass movies n shit. This is a joke i would never write this seriously please please please pleaseppeasepleapslleapsle

  • 👌 japan (the band) shitposting
    1.4K 39 3

    disclaimer everything in this story is real and actually happened this is an official japan autobiography

  • A Little Blush and Lipstick
    245 10 1

    Rob isn't the sort to wear makeup, but it turns out David has other ideas...

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  • Duran Duran Shit
    14.2K 262 29

    crack oneshots and fanfics x and also normal stuff innit x

  • a very gay new years eve🥳
    110 7 1

    u already know how it isssss. The Smiths and some other bois celebrate new years! ok ok but happy new years eve guys😳🎉

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  • Nerdy And Needy
    1.1K 14 2

    ⚠️Marrissey Smut⚠️

    Completed   Mature
  • a chaotic valentines😳💗
    249 13 1

    literally the title says it all😈😈😈 yeth,, this is a smiths fanfic😳 (also Happy Valentine's Day everyone) 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

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  • gay hoes tryna catch santa
    143 4 1

    literally the title says it all😌 yEs, you guessed it! Moz, Johnny, Andy, Mike, Billie, Robert, David, and (someone else hehehehe) will be trying to catch Santa on the night of Christmas Eve😤 haha Santa said: 🎅🏼😳 lmaoooooo enjoy thots and merry christmas😈❤️🎄

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  • crack ass oneshots and shit
    6.2K 168 68

    STUPID CRACK STORIES ABOUT THE SMITHS it started nicely but didn't really continue that way

  • Morrissey Reblogs Memes
    3.7K 140 6

    Modern day tumblr au. Johnny finds Morrissey's blog and immediately fals for the weird, meme-posting music nerd. *Don't agree to meet strangers from the internet though cause like maybe they're Morrissey but also they could be an ax murderer. - Credit to flowercrownclem on Archive Of Our Own

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  • This Charming Man - Robert Smith x Morrissey
    1.1K 27 1

    this IS A FUCKGN JOKE THIS A JOKE THIS IS NOT SEEIOUS

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  • Duran Duran Oneshots That Are Mainly Crack Ones
    3K 47 9

    Does what it says on the tin. I am so so sorry

    Completed   Mature