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For your smutty fanfiction needs.

caillou x barney

a stupid love story between caillou and barney that i made cause its quarantine. also would just like to say i am not trying to disrespect anyone. this is just for fun <3

Table x reader

(Y/n), after attempting suicide, has found a soothing table. But what happens when feelings blossom between the two?

Garlic bread x reader

basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you

Fifty shades of bread

Don't Here's a steamy, poetic, lustful, betray filled book with a plot twist end. Don't ask I was very, very, very, very, very, very bored.

Elmo X Kermit

A man named Elmo and a man puppet named Kermit fall in love. They were childhood friends, but Kermit moved away, instead of living on Sesame Street, he lives on Disappointment island. That 384738377 miles away from his love. What will he do? We have no clue. Why? Because none of this happens in the story. Again, why...

Biden x Trump

Biden x Trump ship 😉😉😈 Smut very much smut If you couldn't notice, this is a joke 😓🤔

Random Smut Oneshots 😩😩😩

how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋

walmart bag x reader

first wattpad ig, no I'm not mentally stable

Mickussy Making Madness

Hey guys! Enjoy this smuttilicious story abt mickey mouse and all the TRUE fun he has at the clubhouse😏