I got stds
This story finna make you so horny you'll go out and fuck to get stds
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Bill Nye The Lasagna Guy (Trips From Hell)
Science experiment gone bad! Will Bill escape from hell or find his real life waifu?? *warning extremely sexy*
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Fawful And His Little UwU Senpai (Fawful x Hulk)
Fawful finds his UwU senpai kitten and and they go to Olive Garden :)
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The Rock's Grand Slam (Dwayne Johnson x The Rock)
The Rock celebrates his biggest victory yet with the beautiful and mesmerizing Dwyane Johnson, who isn't like other girls ;)
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Bros Before Hoes (Hopper x Enzo x Murray)
This is what Stranger Things Season 4 was supposed to be like but the Duffer Brothers were too pussy to do it ;) I LOVE DILFS :D
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An Un-Bee-Leivable Couple (Michael Scott x Barry B Benson)
Michael Scott goes head over heels over the new Dunder Mifflin employee, who just happens to be a very famous bee ;)
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The Girl With The Glock (Nancy Wheeler x Her Guns)
After finishing off that sexily Vecnussy, Nancy gets some alone time with her favorite thing ever... GUNS!!!!!!
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Lola gets her Space Jammed (Lola Bunny x LeBron James)
LeBron takes a dunk into Lola's basketball court if ya know what I mean ;)))))
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Morbius x Grimace ;))))))
Read along with your favorite couple Morbius and Grimace as they go on many wacky and sexy adventures :D Was featured on the now defunct Regretful Reads YouTube channel :))
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Stuck in the Upside Down (Eddie Munson x Vecna)
After getting nom nomed on some Demobats, Eddie wakes up dazed and confused. He decides to travel through the Upside Down and becomes face to face with Vecna...
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Jurassic Love (Dr. Hammond x Mr. DNA)
Dr. Hammond falls in love with one of his sexy creations (and I'm not talking about those sweet succulent dinosaurs😏😫😜💅) Was featured on the now defunct Regretful Reads YouTube channel :))
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Red Or Blue
Y/n is taking a shit and a hand asks her if red or blue obviously the answer is white bc this is murica 🦅🦅🦅🦅🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 ft. cheyann
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Vencussy seggsy small pp 😳 vecna x reader smut
You wake up in the upside down as you're traveling through the upside down you meet the small pp king "V- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- v- vencussy"
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SCARAMOUCHE IS THE REASON WHY MY MOM HAS DIABETES
FUCK SCARAMOUCHE HE CAN SUCK A BIG TREE AND PUT HIS NON EXISTENT DICK IN A DISHWASHER.
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UwU Alpha🥺
Y/n midnight can't find true love because she's to emo, not like other gorls, and no one understands her💔💔💔🖤🖤🖤😖😖😖🤧🤧🤧😔😔😔😔. She goes to every universe fucking everyone one in sight in hopes of finding the right one😏😏😏😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥺🥺🥺.But then she's goes to a universe and.... Finds true love?? WITH A...
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Remy Smexy Story
Have you ever dreamt about THE Remy the rat? Because he is so hot and sexy? Well now yku can imaginebhis horse cock
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Pope Francis x Billie Eilish
Pope Francis x billie eilish smut 😏😏😏😏🦶🦶🦶🥵🥵🥵🥵🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🥴🥴🥴🥴😈😈💩😈😈😻😻😻😻🦶👃👃👃👃🧚🧚🧚🧚💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽🩲🩲🩲🩲🩱🩱🩱🩱👙👙👙👙💍💍💍💖💖💖💖❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤍🤎💗💓💞💕❣️💖💘💝💟☮️💌💌💌📥🎀🎀
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Daddy's Omega
y/n is not like the other omega girls... sold by her mom to bts on her 16th birthday she is an Omega and in heat and bts are all alphas and mafia!!! read to find next. ¡this is satire I have more respect for myself!
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𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙉𝙄𝙎𝙃 𝙊𝙍 𝙑𝘼𝙉𝙄𝙎𝙃 » duolingo bird
𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙉𝙄𝙎𝙃 𝙊𝙍 𝙑𝘼𝙉𝙄𝙎𝙃 ❪ duolingo bird x reader ❫ ❝ they couldn't see how awesome duolingo really was... so i took out their eyes ❞ ❝ DUDE WHAT THE FU- ❞ ╰─ 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛, y/n just wanted to learn some decent spanish for their class but they didn't have in c...
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Thanksgiving Is Fucked! (literally)
y/n has a dick. y/n fucks the thanksgiving turkey. thanksgiving is fucked (literally) thanks to y/n. happy thanksgiving! featuring: a 'i'm fucking done with this job' narrator credit to my friends during lunch for idea.
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THE FREE ICE CREAM TRUCK
❛ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙁𝙍𝙀𝙀 𝙄𝘾𝙀 𝘾𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙈 𝙏𝙍𝙐𝘾𝙆 ━━━━━━━━━━ ━━━━ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ sᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ ɪ sᴛᴏʟᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴛᴏᴏ ╰─ 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛, in a hunt for the mysterious free ice cream truck, a very stupid and impulsive teen gets into a shady van because it said 'free ice cream' ❝ SO... WHERE IS THE ICE CREAM?! ❞ ❝ THERE IS N...
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[ 𝐓𝐎𝐔𝐂𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐒 ! ] grass x reader
𝐓𝐎𝐔𝐂𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐒 ! ❪ grass x fem! reader ❫ ❝ go and play with the grass. maybe it cures your horniness, wack ass hoe 。❞ 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛, a teen who is down bad is convinced by their best friend to go touch some grass. and they do - or something like that. ──────────────────...
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NAUGHTY SPIRITS AND SEXY PUMPKINS
Halloween. Oh Halloween~! Wonderful Halloween. What could possibly be more lovely than... aesthetic murder, haunted houses, dancing skeletons, Trick or Treating and... naughty spirits, and sexy pumpkins ???! Well well well... this sure does seems interesting! IN WHICH, Y/N loves Halloween! But this Hallow...
