my real life journal of bullshit

my life is shit, but it's also great. don't question me just read. warning: teenage whinning rants shit tons of swearing sad little loner??? lots of words and emotion

Remember Me Not

"I can't remember what happened that night. I'm not talking slippery details or fuzzy-edged visions; I mean a complete and utter blackout. Like I wasn't even there. Except... I know I was." Since the death of her boyfriend six months ago, Morgan Cain's life is spiralling out of control. She didn't mean to stay away fr...

Most Likely To

Desi doesn't believe in love. Especially after watching her sister become the Bachelorette and get her heart embarrassingly broken on live tv. That's why there were rules. The Rules to Avoid Heartbreak. Then Drew comes along and interrupts everything. He's handsome and devilishly charming but a complete mystery. And...

I love you, Bestfriend.

"I love you, Ashton" I whispered to his sleeping face, being careful so he doesn't hear. Quickly kissing him on the cheek, I run away knowing that he can't know, and he will never know. I'm in love with my bestfriend. "Diana?" Ashton's voice stops me. Tears threaten to fall down, but I push them away. "Yes?" "...

Love Not Included (An Arrange Marriage Story)

You are cordially invited to the wedding of Theora Botsaris and Nicholas Markopoulos. The marriage marks the union of two elite Greek American families. It meets all the necessary requirements according to tradition. Greek, check. Rich, check. Status check. Love? Eh not so much. So please come to see how two st...

Tend To My Heart

She takes care of everyone. He just wants to take care of her. Evangeline vowed to always make sure her brothers were taken care of after the death of their parents. Even if it meant taking up every job in town or in the city, she would always be sure they weren't without. Growing accustomed to doing so, it became all...

His Nerd Next Door

One thing, just one little thing Julie had to do to have a... Let's say decent... First day at her new school... Don't. Draw. Attention. First impressions mean everything. Just one little screw up and she knew that she would have to wish her junior year goodbye. So she decided to stick to this one grand rule that woul...

Given Time

As kids, Leah and Tanner hated each other. To this day, they still do. Tanner Cole is tall, dark, tattooed, and insanely attractive, though his ugly heart drowns all of this out to Leah. At eighteen years old, all Leah wants is to go off to college and have a great college experience, but when she realizes that Tanner...

My cute Wife {Edited}

{Editing ✅} Y/N grew up in the shadow of an abusive father, her every action and decision tightly controlled, which left her immature and unaware of the realities that other girls her age embraced. Shielded from the concepts of desire and intimacy, she found herself bound by her father's oppressive will to marry a man...

The Substitute Bride

Kriti Singhania, an 18-year-old, who just gave her CBSE's got back home for her elder sister's wedding. Little did she know that this wedding would change her life completely. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'Maa, what is going on, wh...

Lilac's Lies

(Complete) Lilac Green has a secret. A big one. But, that's nothing new. She's used to keeping secrets, and she's used to telling lies. Lilac can lie to anyone, until she meets a handsome boxer who sets her body on fire. Suddenly, she finds herself wanting to tell the truth. "Literally the best books I've ever rea...

Married But Single

"Mum, I can't marry him!" She exclaimed. "Didn't you see the way he looked at me the last time we had a meeting about this? He looked at me with disgust! That man can never love me, mum." "He doesn't have to love you Annabelle," Monalisa replied. "Just focus on the money and fame his name will bring to us." Annabel...

SUBTLE SPARKLE

How much privacy can one get in a 800 square feet building? Two people from different worlds find themselves living under a roof due to certain circumstances. As much as they try to stay out of each other's way they find themselves becoming friends and maybe even more.

Your Side and Mine

Nineteen-year-old Marin Larkin has been working as a personal assistant for her famous sister Liv for the past year. Even though Marin and Liv are close, Marin has always felt like she doesn't belong in her sister's world - that she isn't good enough. When Marin's family moved to Los Angeles four years earlier, Marin...

All That and a Bag of Chips

Collin makes a bet with his buddy that he can land a date with the hot new barista across the street, but things get complicated when he actually starts falling for her. *** Collin, a 21-year-old trans guy, is heartbroken after catching his girlfriend kissing another woman and getting dumped. But it's not long before...

The Heartbreak Hypothesis

[2022 Wattys Winner] When love cynic Madison Watson starts university, she vows to follow three simple rules. One: Work out at least twice a week. Two: Get an internship. Three: Stay away from men. But after a chance encounter with three guys in the dorm halls, Madi's enlisted to transform a shy and lov...

Everything Is Just Fine

The only things I want to focus on this year are making new friends, starting fresh, and doing my school work. That means no dating and no complications... But there's Abel Ryan, the drummer for Poisonous Winter, and Tobias Washington, my charming and goofy roommate. Neither of them are a part of my plan, and I'm conf...

HAZEL FINE SINGS ALONG (WATTYS 2022 Winner!)

New and improved version of Hazel Fine Sings Along is now published as a Paperback, and E-book with W by Wattpad Books! As Wattpad reader you can read the original version and find the link to published version inside. **...

Sugar Punch

18 year old Theodore Banks has had enough, determinted to change his nerdy homebody ways and get popular with girls, and defeat his bullies, he signs up to an expensive gym, where he meets the famous Maddox Zane, kickboxing champion and Theodore's new personal trainer.

The Babysitter

"This doesn't change anything, i still hate you." "God i love that." Shes lost in a world full

In the shadows with a stranger

A single call is enough to ruin the moment. After leaving home Helena is determined never to go back to her family until she meets Davies. WHAT HAS HER SISTER DONE THIS TIME? Davies a super cool, go-with-the flow guy has realized that he wouldn't be getting his inheritance until he gets married. Not only does he have...

Running with His Child

After being involved with a cold-hearted mafia boss, Robyn Lehman decides its time to run. Little did she know, she was carrying the future heir to his entire empire. Will he find her again? Or will she stay hidden forever? =+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+= He got up from the bed, pulling up his pants and not taking a gla...

Not Friends

A high school reunion leads Harley Snart to somehow-even she doesn't know-how-end up having a one nightstand with her enemy. Something she never thought she'd find herself doing. But the one nightstand ends up bringing more than one complication to their lives.

Pinky Swear

"So you're saying, that if I kissed you right now, you wouldn't feel anything?" He asked, taking steps closer to me but I couldn't go farther back, because of a stupid desk at my back. "Uh...totally," I replied. "Okay then, Let's test that theory, shall we?" And his lips landed on mine. Sam and Ryan had been best frie...

Long Story Short, The Condom Broke ✔️

There's a story behind every person. There's a reason why they're the way they are. They aren't just like that because they want to. Something in the past created them, and sometimes it's impossible to fix them. Everly Adams has a different story than most teenagers would like to admit. She's stepping into a new phase...

Running With Scissors

Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When douchebag lawyer Peter Katz gets diagnosed with terminal cancer, he wants to die painlessly. Still, death seems to elude his every attempt, so he hir...

PECK PENALTY

Anna steals a kiss from an unsuspecting Joe and runs away. He catches her soon and makes her pay. Read how the hopelessly romantic Anna and the strictly casual Joe try to get along.

Fool Me Twice, Shame On Me ✓

"So this was all just a game to you . . .this whole time, you pretended to like me in order to humiliate me in front of the entire school?" An air of melancholia surrounded me, eyes watery like never before. "Were your feelings for me ever real?" There wasn't even a trace of an apologetic expression on his features as...

The Fine Art Of Annoying A Mafia King

What happens when The Mafia King gets a weird text one night from a girl who is hell bent on making him hers? She is a badass who wins each and every street race and street fight. She always gets what she wants. Freedom and having control over everything is her motto. She is Valentina Martinez. He is a Mafia King wh...

Trouble In Paradise?

After battling with a life threatening disease, Stephanie finally got the all clear on her health. She was free to live her life. She is starting a new school at the start of the year, planning to just finish high school with no problems. But then a certain asshole and his friends come barging into her l...