Roommates || Calum Hood
"Hopefully being roommates will settle your arguments."
"Calum, why is everyone in this town so afraid of you?" [this isn't scary i promise]
in which a boy and a girl meet in the hospital, where they feel farthest from home. but they soon find home in each other.
"what do you mean you're straight, calum? you can't be straight." in a world where being gay is normal and being straight is not socially acceptable, poor calum hood happened to be as straight as they come. cover by @misfit_logan 2k15, All Rights Reserved, maorigod
"Kids, I'm going to tell you a story. The story of How I Met Your Mother." Rankings: Humour: #915 [29.4.2014] - #488 [30.4.2014] - #402 [1.5.2014] - #288 [11.5.2014] - #283 [13.6.2014] FanFiction: #726 [30.4.2014] - #583 [1.5.2014] - #355 [11.5.2014] - #330 [13.6.2014] Cover by: @-mmxii
"Calum, I'm old enough to be your mother." "Then fucking show me how much of a woman you are." who's your mommy? ranked #229 in fanfiction- 5.3.15 copyright; brighteyedirwin cover creds to my hoe @arcticpeters
She sings when she's home alone; he asks her to keep it down. {highest ranking: #2 fanfiction} © 2015 by dimplefeels
How can it be a mistake when it lead to loving someone as wonderful as you? (calum hood au ; guilttripping 2016)