Crack -up quotes, random things to say, jokes and comebacks.

Just a few jokes and stuff. Y'know. ~~~~ Update: I keep this up for old times sake.

The Rookie Pirates (Parts 1-6)

Saving the life of the infamous rookie pirate, Captain Ruben Kirk, catapults Jessica Red into a sea of magic, jewel heists, and world-saving adventure. ***** After years of watching pirates fighting with the king's navy off the coast of Harvest Isla...

The Opposite of Falling Apart [Formerly Three and a Half Good Legs]

WATTPAD ORIGINAL EDITION Jonas, having lost his leg, and Brennan, plagued by terrible anxiety, collide one summer. Soon, they're both finding themselves. Together. ***** After losing his leg in a terrible car accident, Jonas wants nothing more than...

Street Girl

FREE STORY WITH EXCLUSIVE CONTENT. This is *not* a Paid Story. Eighteen-year-old hockey prodigy Elliot Wexler has three goals for senior year. One: somehow graduate with a 3.5 GPA. Two: hide his bipolar disorder from his peers. And three: make it into the NHL with no scandals. Piece of cake. What he doesn't expect is...

The Life of a Fangirl, Basically

So, yeah. This is a book (well, not actually technically a book, but whatever) all about book nerds! If you belong in one or more fandom (especially, Harry Potter, Rick Riordan, Hunger Games and Divergent), then CONTINUE to have a laugh :)

Baby Justice

When the team faces the witch boy Klarion they end up being turned into toddlers but could this be part of some plan that the league of justice is unaware of. A story of unknown, understanding, love, and many many cute moments between the mentors and Protégés.

Robin's Good with Kids?!? (A Young Justice series of one shots)

This is just a series of one shot about how somehow Robin off all people is good with kids!!! How is that possible?! He's a Bat! Bats don't know kids! Do they...? (I do not own the cover)

Entangled

Entangled Book #1 -Wattpad featured story- Ariana Jones is a sweet, innocent, and smart girl who has been battling a lot of issues all her life. She is broken and wants love, care, and respect, but all she has is hope. The hope of receiving what she hasn't ever even a bit. However, her hopes crumbled down when she wa...

masterminds Gordon Korman one shots

requests r open! also don't be worried if your late

Kairos

Time travel is legal and Ada Blum is looking for love. But what happens when one of her charming bachelors from the past makes his way to the present? ***** Time travel isn't just possible, it's been legalized by the US government. Many industries...

Quarrels & Loves

A full collection of Dramione one-shots including common tropes such as Hogwarts reunions, auror partners, and 8th year at Hogwarts and unique story lines with assassins, pirates, and werewolves. Completed. Written in 2021. Also check out my other Dramione works for full lengths stories and a couple more one shots too!

Red Notice

The Winter Soldier isn't normally so easily outsmarted, but the Bishop has always been able to stay one step ahead of him. A WinterWidow inspired rewrite of Netflix's Red Notice (with some end-of-the-plot-line changes) featuring FBI Agent Sam Wilson, Interpol officer Rogers, and exasperated Tony Stark. Written in 202...

No More Lonely

When Tony finds a young kid alone on the streets of New York, he can't just do nothing. As it turns out, taking Peter in wasn't the worst thing he could do. Just cute little father-son fanfic of Tony and Peter. Written in 2018

Percy Jackson and the Avengers (Percy Jackson Fanfiction)

ACTUAL BOO SPOILERS!!!! Percy was hoping for an uninterrupted final year of school with Annabeth after the Giant war. Of course, he didn't get it. This year's interruption wasn't monsters -which was odd, it usually was. This year it was a group of people who wanted to kidnap him for some reason...

𝒅 𝒊 𝒇 𝒇 𝒆 𝒓 𝒆 𝒏 𝒕 | 𝚍𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚕𝚏𝚘𝚢 | ✔

'y/n potter? bet she'll be just like her idiot brother' '𝐬𝐥𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧' started - june 2020 finished - january 2021 edited - soon

Leo Valdez and the Avengers

Leo Valdez has no one to go to after camp. Or so he thought. He moves into Stark tower with his legal guardian. Disclaimer: I only own a few characters and the plot the rest belongs to Marvel or Rick Riordan.

The Jackson Enigma

Percy Jackson has been on SHIELD's radar since his first "incident," and it seems the older he gets, the more dangerous he is. Now, at 17 years old, SHIELD finally gets the opportunity to get him. First agents are sent to retrieve him, they come back empty handed. Finally, Nicholas Fury gets tired and sends the Avenge...

Artemisia High

Crescent Moon never expected she would ever leave her orphanage. Now, she must begin a new life with new people who have problems of their own. From the boy whose father is dying to the girl who is being neglected, every student has something they are hiding. Who knew that one girl's memory could reveal the truth abou...

Tiana (More Than a Story Book 1)

"Let me get this straight." I ran a hand through my tight curls. "You, Ray, and Louis vandalized Shadow Mans house yesterday." "Yep." Naveen quietly drummed his strong fingers on the table. "He caught y'all, and threatened to call the police but you talked him out of it by promising you'll help out around his high sc...

Mulan (More Than a Story Book 2)

"NEXT!" Called the man sitting at the registration table. Looks like thats me... "Name." He drawled. "Uh~" Oh no..that voice was'nt going to fool anyone. I cleared my throat. "Uh....Ping." Yeah, that deep voice was much more convincing. The man shot me an annoyed look. "Ping...what?" He growled. Well geez. Don't bla...

Percy Jackson and the Avengers

The war with Gaea is over. All of the seven died. Except for Percy. Percy left camp to escape his memories. To lead a normalish life. But... Fury wants to bring Percy in for his counts of terrorism. Then what happens when his grandfather comes into the picture? Sorry for slow updates. Don't own PJO or Avengers or any...

Percy Jackson Meets the Avengers (Percy Jackson Fanfiction)

When Percy loses almost everything, he cuts off his remaining ties and heads off into the clueless mortal world. Percy builds a new family but is struggling to protect them. Percy must pull himself together to gain the trust of the Avengers themselves... But will Percy trust them? When all seems lost... Will there b...

Hero-PJ Avengers crossover

[Completed] [Under editing...somewhat.] [Ranked in Fanfiction] Percy Jackson is broken. He is now alone, has flashbacks, and has to stay strong for everyone around him. The avengers have assembled for a very important reason. To... find a kid?

Percy Jackson: Agent Of SHIELD, Part Time Avenger

Percy Jackson, after the war with Gaea, Percy has decided that he wanted a break from quests and wars. He leaves for the mortal world not wanting to come back until he feels he is ready to return. However he just gets in bigger danger 3 years later when he works for an agency called S.H.I.E.L.D. Past events catch up t...

The lunar games (Hunger games and TLC)

"Lihn Peony?!" There was the slightest bit of mumbling then the crowd moved so that peony could pass through, Cinder couldn't move, Shock, Hatred, sorrow all the..... Scarlet,Cress,Cinder,Winter, Iko and all the boys have been chosen for the 82nd annual Hunger games. DUN DUN DUNNNNN Don't own Most of the characters...

Percy Jackson Crossover Avengers Assemble

After two wars Percy has returned home to his mom only to find out there was an alien attack in New York by a group named "Avengers." Percy is struggling to go back to normal. He has been having nightmares. Also finding out he is has an aunt Natasha. Join Percy on an adventure as he meets the avengers and fury. "...

TLC the Musical

Cinder, Scarlet, Cress, and Winter never really imagined themselves as actresses. But when the school musical comes around, and the theater director is desperate to save his dying career, their acting skills are put to the test. Though some have had more practice than others with playing different roles in life. Kai d...

Selene

(A Lunar Chronicles Fanfiction) • What if Queen Channary HADN'T died from regolith poisoning? What if Princess Selene HADN'T been caught in the fire and sent to Earth? What if Queen Levana HADN'T become queen? Princess Selene might have been a different person, if she hadn't grown up on Luna, with Channary as a mother...

Princess Selene (AU of The Lunar Chronicles)

Imagine if Queen Chananry lived. Imagine if Cinder was never Cinder. Imagine if Cinder was Selene and her and Winter grew up together. Imagine if Evret lived and could raise Winter the way he always wanted to. Imagine if Levana was never given the throne. Would Cinder be the person we know today? This will be answered...

The Lunar Chronicles short stories

Based off the incredible series by Marissa Meyer, this contains short fanfics and stories about the Lunar Chronicles and its characters.