Alucard and Alan vs. The demon apocalypse
[picks up phone] Me: Hello....Hello! Alucard: It's me. Me: Oh! Hey Alucard what's up? Alucard: Im lonely. Me: Uh okay and? Alucard: Can you come over. Me: Uhh I don't know if i can you live far from me. Alucard: Oh yeah that's right. Me: And why are you lonely? Alucard: Because no one loves me. Me: What?! Dude everyon...