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  • "cum" as you are *tumbles over and dies*
    135K 622 11

    Warning: this book is a joke and making fun of shit like this lol, gay ass over the top unfunny nirvana (I'm a huge nirvana fan, Kurt had an actual skat kink he'll be fine)

  • Weezer kidnaps and fucking kills you
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    One day you wake up trapped in the back of the weezer tour mini van."What the actual fuck" you think to yourself,little do you know you're about to go on a mission of love,music,crime and affectionate cannibalism.(if you're actually reading this please comment something,it helps alot )

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  • jungkook x Rivers Cuomo
    918 13 5

    Jungkook and Rivers Cuomo fall in love I'm writing this at 2am please kill me

  • weezer yaoi cafe :3
    6K 42 10

    sex

  • The Worst Weezer Fic Ever
    2.7K 19 5

    I hate myself for writing this and I'm sorry Weezer

  • 𝙍𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙄
    2.7K 37 5

    Rivers Cuomo, celebrity and lead singer of Weezer, also known as your best friend since childhood. After a tediously long time of him being gone, you began to miss him. Rivers decided to take a break from his career and spend time with friends and family, leaving you two to have many fun adventures while he's with you.

  • The Pinkerton Hotel
    566 32 12

    Kurt Cobain and his friends Razz and Fire didn't expect their fun getaway at The Pinkerton Hotel would take a turn... for the worst.

  • Drain You (rivers cumo x Kurt Cobain)
    597 13 7

    Very sexy very hot swaggy awesome cool swagalisol sex wow let's goooo woooooo yippie hooray! P

  • Dave and the mashed potatoes
    130 7 5

    Dave has a very big obsession with mashed potatoes. His friends, Kurt and Krist, are worried about him. But Dave dosen't care. Read to find out what happens next! Also this will sound a lot like My strange addiction (A very good show about people who have, well, strange addictions).

  • The polar express x reader
    3.9K 49 9

    the polar express made your ass tingle satire 😆 ranks idk: #1 in bussy on 11.15.22

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  • Encanto but with Dave Grohl yeah omg emoji
    2.3K 61 13

    satire thing it's hard to explain or it's easy I'm just brain dead right now most impressive rankings yeah: #1 in weezer on 7.19.22 and 11.13.22

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  • Kurt Cobain and Kurtis Conner
    2.8K 28 6

    My mental health is rapidly declining This is a joke btw SEQUEL IS OUT highest rank: #1 on weezer on 12.5.22

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  • Garlic bread x reader
    45.7K 1.2K 7

    basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you

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  • anal stroke mike patton x anthony kiedis enemies to lovers
    207 10 2

    mike patton ajd anthony kiedis are complete enemies they totally hate each other and they expect it to aklways be this way. until oen day theyre hired to go on tiur with each other!??????????????!!?!!! and then theyre closer than ever for like a minth?????????/////////// find out what craaziness ensues. obviously thid...

  • awesome amazing imagines
    277 13 4

    im writing something again., i am litrally writing imagines whatever/. just of random people and ironically pbviously like everything else i do is. yu can request something just comment or whatever.

  • gay bar dave grohl x bella swan also mike patton
    3.4K 103 12

    bella swan moves into a new town and starts a new life. she thinks she is the greatest and can make evrytpne love her until she meets dave grohl. he changes her life for the better. bur can they still be together when daves secret is revealed???>>?>>> a classic romance story of two opposites what dlo yo...

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  • Math Antics x reader
    4.2K 127 16

    Please don't read For your health and safety It is a serious love story tho and i CLEARLY work hard on it!!!