a millionaire's love (onceler x lorax fanfic)

oncie has it all. money, strippers, even a fancy green suit. but he quickly learns that what he really needs, is love

Dream x Onceler ;)

The Onceler and Dream have been in a back and forth for a while but finally back and forth in person ;). But what happens when there's another person who wants in on Dream's fun? **DISCALIMER** This is a joke, please don't take it seriously. I noticed after re-reading it that it was *a bit much*. No, I am not an actua...

i Thneed u (sans x onceler)

onceler falls underground... sans ain't prepared to show him a bad time.

Dream x Onceler (the most regretful thing ive made)

what the, why is this still getting attention??? I dont even know. My friends and I thought of this and so we did. Idek who Dream or any yt here is. Art isint made by me, if you made it pls tell me cause I got that pic from a friend. If anything, this was made for fun

Onceler x Hans

THIS WAS MADE AT 3:AM This is satire Why are you reading this

Spicy Onceler x Reader

wink wonk the spice is with the onceler. I mean... how bad can he possibly be? Nox and I were bored :)

Shrek X Once-ler-Shronceler

One day,Shrek is in a bar (Having a beer of course) Until... he meets a 6'0 slender figure with wondrous meaty legs, gothic hair and a sexy squishy face.Who is he?

Onceler X Dream (LMAO)

This is a cursed fanfic. Don't target me. I think the joke originated on Twitter.. Art by @stx.png_ on Instagram. OTP 🥰💖 hashtags #5 Onceler • January 2nd, 2021

Onceler x reader One shots

Onceler is daddy 👌👏❤️💦

Megamind x Ed Sheeran (epic plot twist)

Megamind goes through a series of heartbreak. Will he ever find love?

Megamind X Reader Oneshots

Just a few Megamind X (fem) Reader oneshots ⚠️smut warning⚠️ I take any requests so dm me

POKEMON: Energy Of Power

(18+ Mature Content) In Fountainhead City, Y/N L/N is a Pokemon trainer-at least, that is what he called himself, given that the days of Pokemon training are long gone. Since 1996, when a lethal toxin that turned all feral Pokemon into anthropomorphic beings that coexist with humans and lead equal lives spread across...

POKEMON lemons

Just stay out of it if you dont like it

Enderman x Lightning McQueen (smut)

When Lightning McQueen appears in the world of Minecraft, a handsome young Enderman is there to welcome him, and claim him as his.

Taylor Swift x Lightning mcqueen

horrible fic, amazing idea

Buzz Lightyear × Lightning McQueen × Thomas The Tank Engine

Read to find out. ;) Contains: hints of depression and suicide. Woosh away if sensitive to the topic! (This is satire.)

Spongbama: A Spongebob x Obama Fanfiction

Obama arrives at Bikini Bottom eager to taste those delicious Krabby Patties. Love sparks when he lays eyes on the delicious, spongy chef.

Speedy Redeemer - A Lightning McQueen x Jesus fanfic

my legacy.

Hampter x Jesus

Jesus porued holy water on hampter for killing Neptune and Kai. What will Jesus do?-- Hampter is pulling him in.. Read more to find out.

Jesus x Satan sMuT

Jesus and Satan are mortal enemies...or are they?

'My Little Bussy Queef..' A Trump X Biden Love Story

As Donald Trump gets ready to leave the white house, he devises a plan to get back at the man who cost him his job, the famous Joe Biden. But little does he know, this choice will change his life forever. Will Trump manage to get his revenge? Or will something more... Romantic happen?.. Read this book to find out! -_S...

spongebob x plankton

mentally ill fr tbh smut with plot 🤭🤭 mostly smut first chapter is long as hell but whatever . spongebob is a cooker at the infamous krabby patty and all he wants in this sea world, is love 🫶🫶 will he find his true love? will his true love find him? will his true love be the arch nemesis of his own boss? will t...

🍋Cursed Lemons🍋

**NSFW** Read responsibly!! This is SATIRE and meant for an 18+ audience. Keep this in mind when reading please! I do not genuinely condone what may be written or support the ships written about, again this is all meant as satire.

The Girl with a Soul of Insanity (A Sonamy Story)

"It started 6 years ago, a girl who's wandering around the streets, killing any person she sees after dark, it was like this for 6 years in for the townspeople, the master of that girl placed a spell on that town, that once you entered that cursed town, there is no escape, the mayor of that town decided that all store...

Mothman and Me (Mothman x Reader)

You make an unexpected friend. Perhaps things will go further? (This started as a crack fic but then became genuinely wholesome)

A Different Love //Mafia Elmo x reader

when you first started dating Elmo you thought he was a sweet, soft, kind guy. But it didn't take long before you found out he was a mafia Mafia boss. how will this mafia stuff affect your life?is Elmo really the right guy for you? will big bird steal your heart? there's only one way to find out read the story! this...

Big Bird x Reader

Tw: Bird Fucking