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  • A mermaid in the bath
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    A mermaid, the transformation of a boring accountant, an atomic submarine and a lot of jokes. Now available as a paperback, with mermaid illustrations. See the last section for a special offer! www.miltonmarmalade.uk The first several updated chapters will remain here on Wattpad for your delectation.

  • Worst Comebacks In History
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    The misadventures of three intelligent teenagers who are almost always bored. In their Spanish lessons, anyway.