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My Immortal

My Immortal, something many claim as the first modern fanfiction published onto the internet. Oddly enough, this trainwreck of a story has an author whose identity remains a secret to this day. My Immortal follows the adventures of Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way in the gothic alternate universe of Harry Potter, s...

Why You Shouldn't Lend A Bad Boy Your Clothes

Everything in Jules Hatcher's life is going well: he has a girlfriend, a job and pretty decent grades. That is until he (literally) stumbles into Hunter Adams, the bad boy and player that everyone knows. Soon Hunter has managed to turn Jules' entire world upside down- and make him discover a side of himself, that Jul...

tangled up in blue

If there's one thing that's certain in Noah Quinn's life, it's that he absolutely hates Jace Jackson. Like, all consuming, burning, passionate hatred. While Noah and his best friend Lee are pretty much nobodies, Lee's bad boy older brother Jace is practically royalty. All cigarette smoke, hard edges, and angry brown e...